Today, I am legal for sex.

by **slightly cake** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 2:36 pm

happy birthday...i dont know you and you don't know me but it's impotant to be nice ..but it's more nice to be important...

by **Keza** » Mon Mar 15, 2004 1:51 pm

Yes. They shall be born with sporrans. Lysander: $15000 seems a paltry sum, believe me.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:53 pm

Worm wrote:I think Keza just can't wait until Lex and her can go at it, and she can start pushing out babies, like she's always wanted.

PUREBRED SCOTTISH BABIES HEH

by **Lysander** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 12:36 pm

Hold still. This won't hurt a bit.

by **Worm** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 10:42 am

I think Keza just can't wait until Lex and her can go at it, and she can start pushing out babies, like she's always wanted.

by **Lysander** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 2:54 am

Oh, come on now, we can still fuck. Just privately. C'mon, its only half the world to cross and a $15000 plane ticket--whaddia say to a little fun, baaaaby?

by **Keza** » Sat Mar 13, 2004 1:59 am

Happy Birthday!

I hate you.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:22 pm

Jack Straw wrote:Hey! It's Friday! And almost St. patties day.. come on now, a little booze never hurt nobody.. except me.. and RobB.. and Pinner, and worm, and blue, and . . ah fuggedabawdit.

Is there a better holiday than St. Patrick's Day?

A day where America drinks until she bleeds.

Well, sure. There are SOME better holidays. Like Halloween. Christmas. Memorial Day. President's Day (where the kids all put on masks of former presidents and run out for candy).

But still. In the top five -- ten -- holidays, ever... I gotta say that St. Patrick's Day is right up there.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 4:20 pm

Hey! It's Friday! And almost St. patties day.. come on now, a little booze never hurt nobody.. except me.. and RobB.. and Pinner, and worm, and blue, and . .

ah fuggedabawdit.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 3:58 pm

But Remember to VOTE first. and buy some cigarettes

but NO booze

by **bruce** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:26 am

Happy Birthday.

Now go see a dirty movie.

Bruce

by **Vitriola** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 10:02 am

Welcome to having to worry about everybody you sleep with being able to land you in jail.

At least you don't have to grow up until you're 20.

Or 30.

Happy Birthday!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 9:21 am

Hey, happy birthday, bud.

by **Lysander** » Fri Mar 12, 2004 8:23 am

Yes, today I have turned 18. Obviously, something is horribly, horribly wrong, and likely the universe will explode shortly. But I'm a headstrong teen. So I don't care.

Today, I am legal for sex.

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