by Ice Cream Jonsey » Thu Sep 05, 2002 1:23 am
Day Two:
I bought the memory card. Twenty five goddamn dollars for a *memory card*. Boy, did I ever get raped. "8MB of Memory!!! LOLLll!" My hatred burns with the fuel of a thousand suns on that one. I don't think I've EVER paid $25 for 8MB of goddamn storage space before.
Not that it mattered one bit when it came to Maximo. First off, let me say: great game. It really is Ghosts N' Goblins in 3D. But I have no idea how to save my progress. First I wasn't doing the attack right on the save checkpoint (yes, in true end-of-the-earth style, it's no longer enough that PC gamers have to accept fucking save points, we have to administer an ATTACK on them as well, and not just any attack. I need to make my guy jump and then come down on the save point with his sword. Jesus Christ.). But after I had managed to get that solved correctly I played around, quit the game, went to the start menu annnnnddd...... hahahahah! My progress wasn't saved!
Playing a little fast and loose with something that Zork let us do back in nineteen-fucking-and-seventy-eight I would say, eh?
Day Two:
I bought the memory card. Twenty five goddamn dollars for a *memory card*. Boy, did I ever get raped. "8MB of Memory!!! LOLLll!" My hatred burns with the fuel of a thousand suns on that one. I don't think I've EVER paid $25 for 8MB of goddamn storage space before.
Not that it mattered one bit when it came to Maximo. First off, let me say: great game. It really is Ghosts N' Goblins in 3D. But I have no idea how to save my progress. First I wasn't doing the attack right on the save checkpoint (yes, in true end-of-the-earth style, it's no longer enough that PC gamers have to accept fucking save points, we have to administer an ATTACK on them as well, and not just any attack. I need to make my guy jump and then come down on the save point with his sword. Jesus Christ.). But after I had managed to get that solved correctly I played around, quit the game, went to the start menu annnnnddd...... hahahahah! My progress wasn't saved!
Playing a little fast and loose with something that Zork let us do back in nineteen-fucking-and-seventy-eight I would say, eh?