by Lysander » Sat Mar 20, 2004 6:54 pm
Ahem. Resident text-to-speech guru popping up here for a moment here. Text-to-speech SSAPI 4 is not, as it happens, all that common; what's far more common is SSAPI5, the program that comes with Windows XP along with the Narrator program, effectively the stupidest screen reading program on the planet. SSAPI4 is juuuust a little less common than SSAPI5. But y'know what? Don't change it. Keep SSAPI4, do oyu konw why? Because SSAPI5 eats sphincter. It comes with only one voice, and that voice is the most ugly, annoying, irritating voice on the planet, not to mention that the program has no inflection whatsoever--seriously, the guy sounds like he's reading War and Peace the entire fucking time he talks. He could put you to sleep while you're reading the script to the patriot. So keep SSAPI4, because 5 is dumb. You may want to put a little blurb about it in the help file that says "this program supports SSAPI4 and does not support SSAPI5 because SSAPI5 is the most terrible-sounding thing in the known universe. If you want to get SSAPI4, go to [pasted link] and download it." Just a suggestion.
Ahem. Resident text-to-speech guru popping up here for a moment here. Text-to-speech SSAPI 4 is not, as it happens, all that common; what's far more common is SSAPI5, the program that comes with Windows XP along with the Narrator program, effectively the stupidest screen reading program on the planet. SSAPI4 is juuuust a little less common than SSAPI5. But y'know what? Don't change it. Keep SSAPI4, do oyu konw why? Because SSAPI5 eats sphincter. It comes with only one voice, and that voice is the most ugly, annoying, irritating voice on the planet, not to mention that the program has no inflection whatsoever--seriously, the guy sounds like he's reading War and Peace the entire fucking time he talks. He could put you to sleep while you're reading the script to the patriot. So keep SSAPI4, because 5 is dumb. You may want to put a little blurb about it in the help file that says "this program supports SSAPI4 and does not support SSAPI5 because SSAPI5 is the most terrible-sounding thing in the known universe. If you want to get SSAPI4, go to [pasted link] and download it." Just a suggestion.