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I'm sure with all the ass fucking going on at this moment in the world there is a cost effective lube.
Ah, as for hobbies?
You could enjoy the wide world of freeware gaming.
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These are always a hoot, and some really beat the shit out of professionally made ones. Granted, you're better off playing with a joypad, but keyboard is just fine.
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Granted the people who top those lists usually have auto voters, but most shards on the top have populations of a few hundred.
IPY is the one I play on, it's got about 400-500 regular players.
You could also adopt the job of a professional television watcher. Sci-Fi has put on Sliders each day at five(my being in EST I'm guessing that means you can catch it every third tuesday or something), and Spike (lee) TV is airing TNG and DS9 each twice a day (I think).() I don't know if you get
G4TechTV but the late night show "Unscrewed" is a fucking riot.
Oh a G.I. Joe DVD is coming(came) out, there is that Mega 64 DVD, and there are all of TNG, DS9, Sliders, Hercules: TLJ, and Xena on DVD. You could pur<s>DOWNLOAD</s>chase all that.
Oh, and in the world of porn phone sex is alive and well.
Here is a fine example of enterprising! Still $39.95 for a
messy facial?(You'll only get this link if you clicked the one before it) I guess if you don't fork up the extra money the guy blows his load in a Biohazard container like most chicks would prefer.
[quote="Lex"]B) [b]CHEAP STREET WHORE[/b]: I am too pretty to be wasted on such things. Also: Vaseline is [i]expensive[/i].
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I'm sure with all the ass fucking going on at this moment in the world there is a cost effective lube.
Ah, as for hobbies?
You could enjoy the wide world of freeware gaming.
[url=http://dynamic5.gamespy.com/%7Eshmups/shmupsforum/viewtopic.php?t=8057]SHMUPS (Shoot em ups)[/url]
These are always a hoot, and some really beat the shit out of professionally made ones. Granted, you're better off playing with a joypad, but keyboard is just fine.
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Granted the people who top those lists usually have auto voters, but most shards on the top have populations of a few hundred. [url=http://www.ipyshard.com]IPY[/url] is the one I play on, it's got about 400-500 regular players.
You could also adopt the job of a professional television watcher. Sci-Fi has put on Sliders each day at five(my being in EST I'm guessing that means you can catch it every third tuesday or something), and Spike (lee) TV is airing TNG and DS9 each twice a day (I think).() I don't know if you get [size=150]G4[/size]TechTV but the late night show "Unscrewed" is a fucking riot.
Oh a G.I. Joe DVD is coming(came) out, there is that Mega 64 DVD, and there are all of TNG, DS9, Sliders, Hercules: TLJ, and Xena on DVD. You could pur<s>DOWNLOAD</s>chase all that.
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