by Knuckles the CLown » Wed Jul 14, 2004 10:39 am
D & D Edition 4 Preview.
Haha you losers have a “base” dedicated to Comic Books and AD&D. Why not have OXY and Frito-Lay sponsor this. Anyhow I’ve obtained some secret info for AD&D Edition four. While “borrowing” my neighbor Herman Delacroix’s outside power outlet to plug in my air conditioner, I stumbled upon some notes in his garbage. He works for TRS or whatever fags write this shit.
New Weapons
Sword of Fopping
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Damage 1d12
Effects: Any direct hit gives a plus 15 to Charisma and bears a 90% chance of turning even the most rugged of characters into Bards or Jesters for 5 rounds. A successful saving throw resists the attack, but results in a lisp and limp wrist for 1 round.
Dagger of Preening
Damage: 1d6
Effects: An unsuccessful saving throw will cause the attacked to believe he is suffering from Lycanthropy. He of course isn’t but while be prowling around like cat women for 2 rounds for other NPC’s amusement.
Magic Darts of Pantsing
Damage: 1d4
Effects: Characters must make successful saving throw or have his greaves removed. If the character is a gnome, dwarf or half-orc other characters must make willpower saving throw, if they fail that will suffer from horror and flee the encounter. If the character is female Halfling, elf or Human and others in the party witness the pantsing, they will suffer the effects of being “stoned” for 1 round and forfeit their attack.
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NEXT NEW SPELLS!
D & D Edition 4 Preview.
Haha you losers have a “base” dedicated to Comic Books and AD&D. Why not have OXY and Frito-Lay sponsor this. Anyhow I’ve obtained some secret info for AD&D Edition four. While “borrowing” my neighbor Herman Delacroix’s outside power outlet to plug in my air conditioner, I stumbled upon some notes in his garbage. He works for TRS or whatever fags write this shit.
New Weapons
Sword of Fopping
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Damage 1d12
Effects: Any direct hit gives a plus 15 to Charisma and bears a 90% chance of turning even the most rugged of characters into Bards or Jesters for 5 rounds. A successful saving throw resists the attack, but results in a lisp and limp wrist for 1 round.
Dagger of Preening
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Damage: 1d6
Effects: An unsuccessful saving throw will cause the attacked to believe he is suffering from Lycanthropy. He of course isn’t but while be prowling around like cat women for 2 rounds for other NPC’s amusement.
Magic Darts of Pantsing
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Damage: 1d4
Effects: Characters must make successful saving throw or have his greaves removed. If the character is a gnome, dwarf or half-orc other characters must make willpower saving throw, if they fail that will suffer from horror and flee the encounter. If the character is female Halfling, elf or Human and others in the party witness the pantsing, they will suffer the effects of being “stoned” for 1 round and forfeit their attack.
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NEXT NEW SPELLS!