by Debaser » Sun Sep 12, 2004 12:31 pm
Okay, here's my list right now:
1. Twelve boxes of nutri-grain bars, rasberry flavor.
2. New car. I was going to buy one anyway, but now four-wheel drive seems like a damn good idea. On the upside, I can finance like a mother now, because who the fuck cares.
3. Second pair of sunglasses for second, mutant, head.
4. One of those big canteen backpacks fratboys fill with vodka when they attend home games.
5. Enough vodka to fill big canteen backpack.
6. Gel and purple hair dye for post-apocolyptic mohawk(s).
7. Hunting rifle.
8. Free trial gym membership. I don't think I can effectively be Lord of the Wasteland at 6', 150 lbs.
9. Bunch of metal plates I can weld into a crude suit of armor.
10. Sodering iron.
11. Two pairs of safety goggles.
12. Large dog of indeterminate breed.
Wow that's a lot of stuff. Luckily my birthday's coming up, so maybe I can chuck together an Amazon wishlist.
Okay, here's my list right now:
1. Twelve boxes of nutri-grain bars, rasberry flavor.
2. New car. I was going to buy one anyway, but now four-wheel drive seems like a damn good idea. On the upside, I can finance like a mother now, because who the fuck cares.
3. Second pair of sunglasses for second, mutant, head.
4. One of those big canteen backpacks fratboys fill with vodka when they attend home games.
5. Enough vodka to fill big canteen backpack.
6. Gel and purple hair dye for post-apocolyptic mohawk(s).
7. Hunting rifle.
8. Free trial gym membership. I don't think I can effectively be Lord of the Wasteland at 6', 150 lbs.
9. Bunch of metal plates I can weld into a crude suit of armor.
10. Sodering iron.
11. Two pairs of safety goggles.
12. Large dog of indeterminate breed.
Wow that's a lot of stuff. Luckily my birthday's coming up, so maybe I can chuck together an Amazon wishlist.