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by **Bill Dungsroman** » Fri Dec 03, 2004 12:00 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Nothing of importance can ever be discussed there

Inside joke!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Nov 25, 2004 2:29 pm

Nothing of importance can ever be discussed there, so a Daily Bad Name thread would fall unfortunately flat.

wai

by **Debaser** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 6:17 pm

Caltrops totally needs a Daily Bad Name thread.

by **pinback** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 4:16 pm

Actually, it's kind of starting to perk up lately.

by **pinback** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:56 am

Yeah. Also, it's stupid.

by **Worm** » Wed Nov 24, 2004 11:35 am

Frankly, I don't see Pinner honestly leaving. Now that BDR seems at the least annoyed with Pinner pulling the "GOODBYE FRIENDS FOREVER" thing, he's going to continue to post and sign each message with "GOODBYE FOREVER" or some shit. It's actually a good place with people who aren't idiots.

I don't buy that Pinback gives a shit about their rejection. I think he gives a shit that it was possibly the crappiest rejection ever(because I know I do), an AIM log with some guy everyone shouldn't care about anymore, where INC refers to himself in the THIRD PERSON in the title, and all wrapped up with a funny little coincidental story where EriKKK is being difficult about some text in some game, HOW CUTE!

It's something new, it's on the damn review page, God forbid it doesn't pass the Internet litmus test of "funny or intelligent"(Not that I read it). I mean really, what are the odds that everyone on the Internet are all hilarious geniuses? Nil. Thusly everyone on the Internet, especially Caltrops are insincere. That's probably why he doesn't like the site, everyone is contrived. I think it's rubbing off on me a little bit too.

by **Debaser** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 5:43 pm

I enjoy Caltrops but hate everyone on Caltrops. My advice for getting the most out of the Caltrops Experience:

1. Pretend everyone on there is just a gimmick and doesn't really exist.

2. Not actually post at all yourself.

3. Skip any and all "meta" threads.

by **Worm** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 12:14 pm

Vitriola wrote:It's only a matter of time before I take it down in a fit of pms-induced alcohol-fueled rage anyway, preferably after I sleep with someone I don't want anyone to know about.

Needs more bipolar. >_<

Pinner, these people aren't even Brutal, they've just got very good at acting brutal. Being mean and or brutal is only convincing the other person that you mean it.

by **Vitriola** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 11:23 am

It's only a matter of time before I take it down in a fit of pms-induced alcohol-fueled rage anyway, preferably after I sleep with someone I don't want anyone to know about.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 10:00 am

pinback wrote:
Worm wrote:I don't understand why he started posting to a place that he hates full of people that he hates with attitudes that he hates.
I didn't write the review for Caltrops. ICJ asked if he could post it there. (Well, he posted it there and then asked "K?!?!") I was naturally interested in engaging in a fruitful discourse with the folks over there about the review and the content therein.

My overtures were brutally rejected.

*I* liked it. Isn't that enough for you?

Our previous review was written in July.

Talking to INC he later said, "You're (meaning me) the only one who cares about the reviews anyway."

by **pinback** » Mon Nov 22, 2004 8:59 am

Worm wrote:I don't understand why he started posting to a place that he hates full of people that he hates with attitudes that he hates.

I didn't write the review for Caltrops. ICJ asked if he could post it there. (Well, he posted it there and then asked "K?!?!") I was naturally interested in engaging in a fruitful discourse with the folks over there about the review and the content therein.

My overtures were brutally rejected.

by **Worm** » Sun Nov 21, 2004 10:27 pm

I don't understand why he started posting to a place that he hates full of people that he hates with attitudes that he hates.

Furthermore I don't understand why he placates with a little "PLZ TAKE THIS DOWN" post that made everyone's day.

What the fuck was that thing with Erik anyway? As if anyone gives a shit about people who don't give a shit about Caltrops? Hey, how about getting Gabe to visit, or throwing us some of those Valve Big Bux? I don't even know the guy and he can go fuck himself. Unless he posts under a different name, which I doubt.

All Caltrops can't be funny all the time, but all Caltrops can belly ache about that fact all the time. This expection of quality which really isn't an expectation of quality but an expectation that everyone is going to waste their time, energy, and effort on defending their work as quality. If you can defend shit well there, people will simply eat it up. That's why Ben hates it.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:24 pm

pinback wrote:1. Caltrops.

Yeah, it's sort of an "acquired" taste.

On the other hand, all the raging assholes you hate here would do quite well there.

by **AArdvark** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 7:22 pm

Can it be all that bad? I mean it COULD be a one-line dial up at 1200 baud max, right? With an auto cutoff feature after 45 minutes, so you don't have to wait around all day playing PGA Tour on your XT while waiting for that asshole with the 300 B modem taking up THE ONE LINE THAT CONNECTS YOU WITH THE WHOLE OF THE INTERNET AAAARRRRRRR!

OK, I'm ok, just had a flashback there.....thought I was on truckstop for a minnit, hands have stopped shaking now, it's the oughty oughts now, eighties have faded away...OK

THE
GET MY OLD SELF UP AND
GET A BEER NOW
AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Sat Nov 20, 2004 6:23 pm

1. Caltrops.

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