[quote="Debaser"][quote="Debaser"]The artist comes from the school where physically impossible poses are sexier than physically impossible bodies.[/quote]

[url=http://www.scribblepunk.com/kerry_ayesh.jpg]From that dude's website.[/url]

Am I missing something, or is that the most nonplussed reaction to anal violation in history?[/quote]
Been on the Internet lately? After a wine bottle, dicks are childs play.

[quote][quote]Okay, this chick has to live in some alternate universe where no one at Dragon-con asks why she's there. I think next September I'll head down to the Secret Room at Dragon Con. Now I know where they got the dancing from in VTM:BL.[/quote]

I wonder if there's really some sort of Legend of the Secret Room circulating amongst Dragoncon attendies. Hushed whispers of a magical place where nobody turns on any fucking lights and there's as many as one hot chick there who enjoys cosplaying as a whore. $20 says the entrance is guarded at all times by at least two Level 7 Nerds armed with Plastic Lightsabers +1.[/quote]
Really, I might delve into this whole nerd subculture if it leads to finding a DnD group that isn't busy with teen pregnancy and various horseshit. Also priceless is how it seems the shit immediately stops when fatty mcNylonRobe is in view.

[quote="Debaser"]The artist comes from the school where physically impossible poses are sexier than physically impossible bodies.[/quote]

[url=http://www.scribblepunk.com/kerry_ayesh.jpg]From that dude's website.[/url]

Am I missing something, or is that the most nonplussed reaction to anal violation in history?

[quote]Okay, this chick has to live in some alternate universe where no one at Dragon-con asks why she's there. I think next September I'll head down to the Secret Room at Dragon Con. Now I know where they got the dancing from in VTM:BL.[/quote]

I wonder if there's really some sort of Legend of the Secret Room circulating amongst Dragoncon attendies. Hushed whispers of a magical place where nobody turns on any fucking lights and there's as many as one hot chick there who enjoys cosplaying as a whore. $20 says the entrance is guarded at all times by at least two Level 7 Nerds armed with Plastic Lightsabers +1.

[quote="pinback"][quote="Bugs"]What the hell is "Jeanette"?[/quote]

Some chick Worm is obsessed with.[/quote]
>_<

Anyway. It's a video game. I understand that Pinner's in Egypt with no lamb's blood on his door, but Bugs I though you were a little more on the up and up.

[quote="Bugs"]What the hell is "Jeanette"?[/quote]

Some chick Worm is obsessed with.

What the hell is "Jeanette"?

What the hell is "VTM:BL"?

oooooooooooooohhhhhh

booooobies

[quote="pinback"]I don't understand anything about the above post. Really. I have no idea what he is talking about from word one.

NEEDS MORE READING COMPREHENSION.[/quote]
Okay in the game VTM:BL there is a bipolar/multiple personality character name "Jeanette/ForgotOtherName". She has a healthy obsessed fan base who want guides on how to have sex with her in the game, make fan art, and probably beat it to her all the time. This character regardless being in the game for about four missions is the entire ad campaign. She has the box-shot, is in every ad, post, and wallpaper for the game. So on top of that some of the art was actually modeled off a girl who was Troika's boothbabe at e3 or whatever that shit is called. This girl is a professional hottie. She also has a website and forum. I'm calling the obession flood by the end of next month.

[quote="Debaser"][quote="Worm"]http://www.planetvampire.com/image.asp?/bloodlines/gallery/wallpapers/planetvampire_jeanette_small.jpg[/quote]

I hope Eieieierian actually had to pose for that. Watching her try to hold that position for more than a half-second without falling on he face would have been hilarious.[/quote]
That was fan art, sadly. The artist comes from the school where physically impossible poses are sexier than physically impossible bodies.

[quote]Little miss looks good in a dog collar, clearly has no problems whoring herself, [i]and[/i] is genuinely interesting in role-playing? Someone get her a fucking agent.[/quote]
Yeah, they could probably drop the guy off of X-Play and just have Morgan Webb (Who's reached C-Status by being in Maxim and looking as average as ever) and plaid skirt. I'd watch it.

[quote]That man was clearly bred in a vat.[/quote]
That alone made me have to post.

[img]http://nnaerie.net/slithytove/images/nnaerie/2004/museris_secretroom.jpg[/img]
[b]>> 11.07.04 // One image added: Low-res pics... Dancing in the Secret Room at Dragon Con in September.[/b]
Okay, this chick has to live in some alternate universe where no one at Dragon-con asks why she's there. I think next September I'll head down to the Secret Room at Dragon Con. Now I know where they got the dancing from in VTM:BL.

[quote="Worm"]http://www.planetvampire.com/image.asp?/bloodlines/gallery/wallpapers/planetvampire_jeanette_small.jpg[/quote]

I hope Eieieierian actually had to pose for that. Watching her try to hold that position for more than a half-second without falling on he face would have been hilarious.

[quote][url]http://www.nnaerie.net/slithytove/images/nnaerie/[/url]
Her site is chockful of pictures and shit. She plays table top RPGs and her forum mentions LARPing.[/quote]

I saw something this this weekend that made me feel better about nerds as a species. I was at my Uncle's house for Christmas (eve) dinner, and everyone was watching some marathon of one of those shows about guys who revamp old cars. Anyway, the host was some vaguely attractive hole or another. At various times over the show she would spout out these long strings of prefab car-talk. "You can see here, they're recombobulating the mustificator with a 6 inch felge wrench." I had no idea what she was talking about and, judging by her flat delivery, neither did she. Every once in a while there'd be a shot of her holding a power tool obviously [i]just about[/i] to get to work on the car in her spotless blue jumpsuit. See, she's a greasemonkey! Just one of the guys!! HAHA!! No, she isn't. Here, Vitriola and any other female lurkers who haven't bee driven off yet, is your ticket to fame and fortune:

1. Be reasonably attractive.
2. Pretend to be interested in the minutia of some esoteric hobby that women aren't normally interested in.

Little miss looks good in a dog collar, clearly has no problems whoring herself, [i]and[/i] is genuinely interesting in role-playing? Someone get her a fucking agent.

[quote][img]http://nnaerie.net/slithytove/images/nnaerie/2004/museris_gencon4.jpg[/img][/quote]

That man was clearly bred in a vat.

[quote]I just think this has the potential to be funny and Debaser is never on AIM and he would give an honest shit about all this crap. I'm predicted Internet obession by the end of next month.[/quote]

gg

I don't understand anything about the above post. Really. I have no idea what he is talking about from word one.

NEEDS MORE READING COMPREHENSION.

Jeanette from VTM is a vampire school girl that is in the game for a bit, and yet the center of their ad campaign. People are really nuts about her.
http://www.planetvampire.com/image.asp?/bloodlines/gallery/wallpapers/planetvampire_jeanette_small.jpg
"'Twas the week before Christmas and Die Giant Monster Die messaged me on IRC and said "I know a guy..."

It turns out the guy was the talented John from Scribblepunk. He turned out one of the coolest and most original pieces of work I've ever seen."

Troika was pretty clever. Having an actual gawf modelling for a character that is horribly cliche(THE ACCENT MARK IS IN YOUR MIND) is probably going to earn them much praise once enough nerds google her name and jerk off to her actual pictures (rather than the game model).

[url]http://www.nnaerie.net/slithytove/images/nnaerie/[/url]
Her site is chockful of pictures and shit. She plays table top RPGs and her forum mentions LARPing.

Also, her site has photos like this
[img]http://nnaerie.net/slithytove/images/nnaerie/2004/museris_gencon4.jpg[/img]

I just think this has the potential to be funny and Debaser is never on AIM and he would give an honest shit about all this crap. I'm predicted Internet obession by the end of next month.