I asked Robb today

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 28, 2005 10:10 am

milkunits wrote:Do you know that smell we speak of? Do you have any comment about this particular smell we have all learned to love and appreciate?

Huh?

Having grown up in Loveland you see, Greeley is kind of like the ass and we were their skid mark.

Oh... yeah, Loveland smells like a toilet in a discount French brothel.

It always depended on the way the wind blew. You know what I mean? It is very similar to the wind you expose daily in your chair there at work Robb. It depends on how the wind blows that decides if there will be any texture exposed to your wash machine.

OK, this interview is over.

Keep your shorts clean Robb,[/quote]

by **milkunits** » Tue Jan 25, 2005 4:14 pm

Do you remember when you would fart at National Semiconductor and you would sit there and whiff on it for about 5 minutes.

I miss those days. What happened to you.

Where did you go? You have changed man.

by **Lysander** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 6:12 pm

40TH POST!

by **milkunits** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 11:41 am

Can you show me paint the fence?

Can you show me squish like grape?

Can you sand the floor?

Can you do a flying flamingo kick with pink panties on?

Huh Robb, Can you? Please answer.

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jan 21, 2005 12:37 am

milkunits wrote:I have not asked Robb a single thing today. I am scared of Robb today.

I am scared of what he may be doing, what he may be smelling.

I am afraid of Robb right now.

Today was not a day for questions.

Tomorrow, young one.

by **Lysander** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 11:44 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I still throw up every day. It keeps one's trachea in shape. Though even if I didn't have to, there is always Bond's posts to "cleanse the palette."

FAG.

Lol.

by **milkunits** » Thu Jan 20, 2005 3:26 pm

I have not asked Robb a single thing today. I am scared of Robb today.

I am scared of what he may be doing, what he may be smelling.

I am afraid of Robb right now.

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:51 pm

Are we still friends?

You never write anymore.

Come on now Bud!!!

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 3:44 pm

Robb,

Do you know that smell we speak of? Do you have any comment about this particular smell we have all learned to love and appreciate?

Having grown up in Loveland you see, Greeley is kind of like the ass and we were their skid mark.

It always depended on the way the wind blew. You know what I mean? It is very similar to the wind you expose daily in your chair there at work Robb. It depends on how the wind blows that decides if there will be any texture exposed to your wash machine.

Keep your shorts clean Robb,

by **Vitriola** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:38 pm

I had the privelege of working in the Public Works buildings right next to that plant. It is a combination of that one (Monford) and I guess some other plant nearby that makes pork rinds and shit for rednecks that makes the area smell oh-so-gamey.

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 2:28 pm

Hello Robb,

I have a question for you.

You mention Greeley in said statement above. I was wondering if you know why Greeley is famous?

Well let me tell you. As you know Greeley houses one of the largest meat processing plants in Colorado. The smell of cow is always a reminder as you inhale the mountain fresh air of Colorado.

Let me offer you some relationship advice.

The next time you are asked to kiss a girl where it stinks, Robb just take her to Greeley, ok?

That is all!

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:56 am

Robb, if you were a super hero, would you wear tights and a little blue speedo?

Would you use a sock or a potatoe to emphasize the guuuurth and location of your juice gun?

Let us know Robb!

by **Comic Shop Jim** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:39 am

Whoaa... whoaa!

I gotta tell ya, this new Ice Cream Jonsey series is flying off the shelves! A sizzling seller, and a must-have for any JC collector. Writer Robb Sherwin teams up with legendary artist Jim Lee in what will surely be an unforgetable 10-issue run.

Ice Cream Jonsey: Untold Tales, in my opinion, is refreshingly nostalgic. I've always liked the character better when he was posting, rather than remaining in content limbo. I've read ICJ ever since his first appearance in Giant Size PWC #2, and I am delighted to find this character continues to be interesting and still a comedic badass after all these years.

Issue #3 hits comic shops this week, and while I'm not a huge fan of cliffhangers and such, it does show initiative for the reader to pick up the next issue. An all out battle royale with Ice Cream Jonsey and a bug vs Gentleman Jack Jabber and Insectivore? I'm there! Also, be sure not to miss the cameo appearance by F8 Shift-F2.

All in all, the book itself is a very enjoyable read, one which I'd highly recommend to any fan of the medium. It's worth picking up even if it's not the superrare gold variant cover edition.

-Comic Shop Jim

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:07 am

If you were a thong Robb, would you be off to the side or right in the cavern?

Let us know.

by **milkunits** » Wed Jan 19, 2005 10:06 am

Can we see the clothes you purchased? Get out the old digital camera and snap off a few.

Robb, Didn't you use to date a girl named Victoria? I remember you telling me you loved her for her fabric, or the small amount she wore.

Tell us Robb, tell us about it.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:30 pm

milkunits wrote:That Robb likes this thread. If this thread were a pair of female garmets, he would wear it on his head to keep his ears warm. Robb, what is your favorite pair of female garmets?

Here's a story for you.

So Christmas comes around and I buy my girlfriend stuff she wanted on eBay: clothes. Women's clothes. Women clothing. She picked it out. I bid with my head and not over it.

So I get my feedback the other day... it's positive... brings me up to 58... and this is how it went:

#1 Buyer! Fast payment! Please come back 4 more VICTORIA'S SECRET items! :)

Haha, what? Fucking what? VICTORIA'S SECRET in capital letters next to a smiley face? What the fuck!? Thanks a lot, asshole!

I don't even want this account any more. Someone willing to buy a 58 feedback eBay account for a low price, inquire within. You don't need to want to look like a cross-dressing tranny queen BUT IT HELPS.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 9:22 pm

Debaser wrote:I really like this thread. I also like that you've let Mr. Banzai keep his admin privileges, Robb. That was nice of you.

He has little else to live for.

Let me tell you a story about Mr Banzai. We were all pinned down over at McNaulty's Crate & Drum Emporium playing a little free midnight paintball. Our match that night was against the South Greeley Grunders and I guess I don't have to tell you what their uniforms consisted of. Nothing demoralized our team faster than going up against a crew so fearless that they didn't mind direct-skin shots.

Things were going badly for us as we were down 9-8 when all of a sudden we hear Mr Banzai wail a banshee keen from the shadows and run, completely naked, into the fray. The Grunders tried to take a few easy shots at him and missed. While they reloaded their Tippman Mark 30s, Mr Banzai takes his own weapon, aims it directly at his boys and PULLS THE TRIGGER. Everyone just starts vomiting through sympathy in vision -- visionpathy -- and the Milker, who is a disgusting, loutish sort, runs up and steals the flag. JC Paintball Crew 10, Greeley Grunders 9!

by **Worm** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 7:56 pm

Christ man. I'd call you for Groucho, though you realized it was shit. Still it looks something like this.

BABIES! Started by ANYONE last post by ANYONE

Some crazy horseshit Started by JQW last post by Worm

MY DOG Started by JQW last post by JQW

A CAR Started by JQW last post by JQW

I mean, It's fun posting there, though it's really like a Newark, or wherever you fuckers are, party line. Hold the party. =(

by **chris** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:50 pm

Here's a question for RobB:

Can you believe you spend good money each month to run this board, and you get threads like this in return?

by **Worm** » Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:29 pm

Robb, if judging things disgusting in a matter of relative though, does that mean that people who get off on drinking piss aren't disgusting?

Robb, why do people want to fuck my cartoon heroes?

Robb, why do I anger people over the internet?

Robb, is the Paprika Chicken the best one of Ben's recipes?

Robb, would you get the joke if I put "FAST!!!" in italics on my Civic, Robb? Robb, do you think others would?

Finally, Robb, who won the dukematch, Robb?

I asked Robb today

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