Is there any way you can let him know we're openly mocking him on a public web forum? Can you do that for me? Just throw this URL out the next time you're playing with him?

For me?

If he was just in against one guy he suspected of bluffing, then I can see staying in after the second pair came out, because the kicker on the board (A) would mean that unless someone had something, he'd split the pot with them.

But against two guys?

And staying after that turn?

Damn, what a tool.

Sorry, sorry. I saw that at the end he had two pair, sevens and fours, but they were given to him by the cards that turned over.

That, coupled with:

1) Me reading it quickly
2) Me presuming nobody could be so GODDAMN STUPID to remain in a hand like that with that sort of thing going on

... led me to give rex126 the benefit of the doubt.

Now that I truly see what's going on? Well, please let me know what tables rex126 is playing on. Paradise Poker ought to have a "seek out" function with rexie there the poster child for it.

How the hell do you figure that? He had nothing. He was staying in against two people raising and reraising each other, with absolutely nothing.

I hope Rex went to whatever board he calls and posts this as well. Jesus Christ, he got fucked over a little as well.

For those of you playing at home, the odds of this happening are approximately 250,000 to 1.

In most casinos in the land, that would have landed me the $10,000 bad beat jackpot. Seriously. It's a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

But, as if to add insult to injury, Paradise Poker does not offer a bad beat jackpot.

Dude, that has got to be the WORST losing hand in the history of poker. Unbelievable.

I feel you're pain.

Obvious exits out of that room are NORTH, SOUTH and BANKRUPT.

Game #716211301 - $2/$4 Texas Hold'em - 2005/02/09-11:47:02.9 (CST)
Table "Discovery Bay" (real money) -- Seat 6 is the button
Seat 1: Big River ($100.00 in chips)
Seat 2: pinback ($19.00 in chips)
Seat 3: kid88 ($38.00 in chips)
Seat 4: gruegg ($61.00 in chips)
Seat 5: paigow1 ($83.00 in chips)
Seat 6: musicdad ($61.00 in chips)
Seat 7: OutDigger ($81.50 in chips)
Seat 8: cegarr ($81.00 in chips)
Seat 9: kgdcase ($90.00 in chips)
Seat 10: rex126 ($67.50 in chips)
OutDigger: Post Small Blind ($1)
cegarr : Post Big Blind ($2)
Big River: Sit out
Dealing...
Dealt to pinback [ 4s ]
Dealt to pinback [ 4d ]
kgdcase : Fold
rex126 : Call ($2)
pinback : Call ($2)
kid88 : Fold
gruegg : Call ($2)
paigow1 : Call ($2)
musicdad: Fold
OutDigger: Raise ($3)
cegarr : Fold
rex126 : Call ($2)
pinback : Call ($2)
gruegg : Call ($2)
paigow1 : Call ($2)
*** FLOP *** : [ 4h 7h Ah ]
OutDigger: Bet ($2)
rex126 : Call ($2)
pinback : Raise ($4)
gruegg : Call ($4)
paigow1 : Fold
OutDigger: Call ($2)
rex126 : Call ($2)
*** TURN *** : [ 4h 7h Ah ] [ 4c ]
OutDigger: Bet ($4)
rex126 : Call ($4)
pinback : Call ($4)
gruegg : Call ($4)
*** RIVER *** : [ 4h 7h Ah 4c ] [ 7d ]
OutDigger: Bet ($4)
rex126 : Call ($4)
pinback : Raise All-in ($7)
gruegg : Fold
OutDigger: Raise ($4)
rex126 : Call ($4)
*** SUMMARY ***
Pot: $72 | Side pot 1: $2 | Rake: $3
Board: [ 4h 7h Ah 4c 7d ]
Big River didn't bet
pinback lost $19 (showed hand) [ 4s 4d ] (four of a kind, fours)
kid88 didn't bet (folded)
gruegg lost $12 (folded)
paigow1 lost $4 (folded)
musicdad didn't bet (folded)
OutDigger bet $20, collected $74, net +$54 (showed hand) [ 7s 7c ]
(four of a kind, sevens)
cegarr lost $2 (folded)
kgdcase didn't bet (folded)
rex126 lost $20 [ Td 9h ] (two pair, sevens and fours)