Why is this airplane funny?

by **AArdvark** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 7:37 pm

!!!!

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by **Guest** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:59 pm

chris wrote:Delta: We love to fly, and it shows!

Actually it was an Airtran flight. Side-effect of discount flying.

by **chris** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 1:46 pm

nessman wrote:Better yet (and this isn't a Photoshop). You're on a flight to Atlanta... kicking back in your coach seat assignment reading the back of the barf-bag. You hear a thud, feel a shudder and when you look out the window you see this:

Delta: We love to fly, and it shows!

by **nessman** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:28 pm

Better yet (and this isn't a Photoshop). You're on a flight to Atlanta... kicking back in your coach seat assignment reading the back of the barf-bag. You hear a thud, feel a shudder and when you look out the window you see this:

by **danzaland...lazy** » Thu Feb 24, 2005 12:04 pm

These are just jackass punk kids using photoshop. Cmon people, don't drink and photoshop. I guess this really wouldn't apply to these punks being under age and all. hacks.

by **Worm** » Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:35 am

I'm pretty sure these dice were done incorrectly.

by **Bugs** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:59 pm

What the fuck is happening to this place?

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:53 pm

I thought that was a tie-fighter from star wars ont he back?

by **Vitriola** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 6:27 pm

It looked like a dolphinAWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Actually, now that I think about it, it looks like a porpoise.

Dolphin

Porpoise

Flying porpoise

by **chris** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:38 pm

In the airplane photo, they Photoshopped out the four turboprop engines. You can see the exhaust stains on the top of the wings where the engines should be. Why this is funny, I don't know. It's also not a B-52....I think it's the same model plane that we use as spy planes (you know, like the one that the Chinese fighter rammed, landed in China, and the Chinese took it apart before giving it back to us).

The other planes are B-52s. I'm no expert on 'em, but I do know that the plane originally had 8 engines (4 pods with 2 engines each). They may have reduced that to 4 engines over the years as jet technology improved (the B-52 first flew in the early 1950s).

As for the tower, the top level has been straightened, while the rest are leaning. Again, why this is funny, I don't know.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:09 pm

AArdvark wrote:Jesus, this board is becoming lousy with anal-retentive posters lately.

'Vark to pinner: "EAT MY COCK" Haha!

by **AArdvark** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 4:04 pm

No, the airplanes wings are not on backwards in the first photo. The 'try our pope' slogan is the funny thing on the signboard.

Jesus, this board is becoming lousy with anal-retentive posters lately.

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by **pinback** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:52 pm

"You" as in, "everyone except blind Sysops who have no experience with Maya."

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:50 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You really don't think the wings are on backwards for the first airplane?
No, I don't. You can see the ailerons on the trailing edges.

Which you? You meaning everyone or you meaning me? Cos I don't.

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:48 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:You really don't think the wings are on backwards for the first airplane?

No, I don't. You can see the ailerons on the trailing edges.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:41 pm

Aardvark is presently drunk so mistakes are par for the course...

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 3:26 pm

You really don't think the wings are on backwards for the first airplane?

by **pinback** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:59 pm

AArdvark wrote:I really don't remember that many engines on a B-52. I guess that's funny. The Zeppelin with the engines MIGHT be slightly funny, unless they try and land it in Lakehurst, N.J...

I really don't remember the tower of Pisa blasting off lately..

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Aardvark has a bit of a reading problem, it would seem.

1. Is the B-52 the "one at the very top"?

2. Is the Pisa blasting off "the first picture" of the Tower?

The answers to both of those question is "no". Jesus, this place is becoming lousy with mistakes lately.

by **k. roo** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:50 pm

pinback wrote:The one at the very top:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2681&p=3

I was wondering the very same thing.

Also, why is the first picture of the Tower of Pisa funny?

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=363&p=6

roadside billboard.

Edit. I'm a moron.
The tower, right. It's been straightened. I think. Hard to tell.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Feb 18, 2005 2:44 pm

I really don't remember that many engines on a B-52. I guess that's funny. The Zeppelin with the engines MIGHT be slightly funny, unless they try and land it in Lakehurst, N.J...

I really don't remember the tower of Pisa blasting off lately..

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ITALIAN NASA
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