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WEB WARS: The perspective shifts on this and it messes with your head. RECOMMENDED!

BERZERK: Flickery crap. I'm selling mine on eBay ASAP. NOT RECOMMENDED!

SCRAMBLE: Sort of like River Raid, but from the side. Haven't played this one much, but there's nothing objectionable there so far. RECOMMENDED!

STAR CASTLE: It looks very plain, but I hate that guy sitting in his castle all smug and throwing out missiles and so forth. He deserves to die, and I'm the rogue spaceship who is able to do it. RECOMMENDED!

PROTECTOR: Insanely difficult, like how Defender is supposed to be. RECOMMENDED!

YASI: I hate Space Invaders, but this is practically arcade perfect. RECOMMENDED!! IF YOU LIKE SPACE INVADERS!

ROCKAROIDS REMIX: Asteroids, but with the speed ramped up to the fastest game of Asteroids you've ever seen. Well, unless there is a third one out that is faster. Tough, fun, blah blah, RECOMMENDED!

Oh, and I should say, none of these are recommended if you are into "colors."