I want MY Diet Coke, Nurse Ratched!

by **Farm Porn Enthusiast** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:40 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Some barley legal then!!

I'd hit that.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:08 pm

nessman wrote:
Pinback - what's your beef... Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

Some barley legal then!!

by **pinback** » Sat May 28, 2005 7:01 pm

Yeah, c'mon guys. Let's keep the personal stuff out of here.

by **chris** » Sat May 28, 2005 6:23 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Pics please, I don't believe it!
haha

Yeah right...I'm going to post pictures of my wife so you pervs can crank a few out. Give me SOME credit.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Sat May 28, 2005 12:08 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
nessman wrote: Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack.

Pics please, I don't believe it!
haha

by **Adolf Hitler** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:42 am

Oh, how even the thought of Poland disgusts me these days...

by **Horus P. Truthteller** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:41 am

Oh, how even the thought of Britta disgusts me these days...

by **nessman** » Sat May 28, 2005 6:28 am

Knuckles the CLown wrote:
nessman wrote:I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.
Pics please, I don't believe it!

Ask and ye shall receive...

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri May 27, 2005 9:26 pm

nessman wrote:I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.

Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack. Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

Pics please, I don't believe it!

by **pinback** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:28 pm

nessman wrote:Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack.

No doubt. He actually seems like a pretty good guy. I was just giving him a hard time, maybe spice things up on the board. I don't actually wish him any ill -- to the contrary, I'm glad he's doing well. (As I would be any of the rest of you, of course.)

Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

I wish I had a comeback to this, but, as sad as it sounds, that's pretty darn close to the truth. Oh well, I'll keep going anyway. Maybe things will perk up tomorrow.

Pinback...

Whew. I don't think I'm quite that heavy, but I sure have felt that way a lot lately, it's true.

by **nessman** » Fri May 27, 2005 6:06 pm

I drink filtered water from the tap. I don't involve myself in this soda prize malarkey.

Pinback - what's your beef... Chris' wife is a good looker with a nice rack. Who do you have? A few back issues of "Barely Legal", a bottle of Lubriderm and an old washcloth?

Pinback...

by **AArdvark** » Fri May 27, 2005 4:59 pm

Oh you guys, just stop. Flame wars suck.

I feel bad about the whole diet soda non-win thing. I have a get one free cap if you want me to mail it out to you..

THE
37CENTS STAMP
AARDVARK

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Thu May 26, 2005 8:47 pm

And yes what a fight it would be, I'm guessing the ratio of punches to broken wrists would be.... 1:1?

by **Li'l John** » Wed May 25, 2005 5:02 pm

chris wrote:
pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....

There's about to be a what?

DORKFIGHT!

by **AArdvark** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:52 pm

Does everything that happens to you need be retold with excursions and alarums?

I WENT to a an ASIAN supermarket today! I HAD CAT!

my apartment is BLUE

I talked to LUCY TODAY!!

I didnt WIN A FREE DIET PEPSI/COKE

Must be less stressful in life, grasshopper

THE
LAID BACK
AARDVARK

by **DORKFIGHT BOT** » Wed May 25, 2005 4:50 pm

chris wrote:
pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.
Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....

Winner: PINBACK

by **chris** » Wed May 25, 2005 3:48 pm

pinback wrote:Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.

Yeah, well I'm not the one who's going to be sleeping alone tonight....

by **pinback** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:41 pm

chris wrote:every diet Pepsi the wife buys is a winner!

Yeah, but every guy she marries is a loser.

by **chris** » Wed May 25, 2005 12:38 pm

Dunno about Coke, but every year that Pepsi has their "Free iTunes" giveaway, you can tilt the 16 oz. plastic bottles so that you can see what's written on the inside of the cap. Imagine that, every diet Pepsi the wife buys is a winner!

by **Angry Stewart Payne** » Wed May 25, 2005 11:12 am

Please quit yelling at me. I thought we were friends.

I want MY Diet Coke, Nurse Ratched!

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