by pinback » Wed Jun 01, 2005 10:31 am
Dough (enough for at least two pizzas):
1 cup warm water
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp salt
1 packet yeast
flour
Let the yeast bloom in some warm water with the sugar for ten minutes. Then mix enough flour in there until it starts to turn into a dough. Then turn out onto a kneading surface, with plenty of spare flour to add as you go, to keep it from getting sticky. Knead for ten minutes, form into a ball, and throw into a mixing bowl wiped with olive oil.
Allow to rise to doube size, about 45 minutes.
Punch dough down, knead again for a couple minutes, put back in the rising bowl. Another 45 minutes.
Punch down again, cut in half, and then using a roller or by hand (hand preferred, if you can do it), make it look like a pizza, on a nonstick baking pan.
Then onto the pizza, put whatever objects you want on the pizza.
Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 500 degrees.
Place the pizza into the oven.
Cook it until it is done.
Remove the pizza from the oven.
Remove the pizza from the pan.
Let it sit for 5-10 minutes or so, to relax.
Slice it into slices.
Place the slices into your mouth, between your teeth.
Chew the slice thouroughly.
Swallow.
12-16 hours later, excrete the slice through your anus.
Dough (enough for at least two pizzas):
1 cup warm water
1 tbsp olive oil
1 tbsp sugar
1 tbsp salt
1 packet yeast
flour
Let the yeast bloom in some warm water with the sugar for ten minutes. Then mix enough flour in there until it starts to turn into a dough. Then turn out onto a kneading surface, with plenty of spare flour to add as you go, to keep it from getting sticky. Knead for ten minutes, form into a ball, and throw into a mixing bowl wiped with olive oil.
Allow to rise to doube size, about 45 minutes.
Punch dough down, knead again for a couple minutes, put back in the rising bowl. Another 45 minutes.
Punch down again, cut in half, and then using a roller or by hand (hand preferred, if you can do it), make it look like a pizza, on a nonstick baking pan.
Then onto the pizza, put whatever objects you want on the pizza.
Meanwhile, preheat the oven to 500 degrees.
Place the pizza into the oven.
Cook it until it is done.
Remove the pizza from the oven.
Remove the pizza from the pan.
Let it sit for 5-10 minutes or so, to relax.
Slice it into slices.
Place the slices into your mouth, between your teeth.
Chew the slice thouroughly.
Swallow.
12-16 hours later, excrete the slice through your anus.