Animewls

by **pinback** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:54 pm

WHAT?!!? YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK UP!!! I THINK MY LEFT EARDRUM BLEW OUT DURING THE 20 SECONDS I WAS TALKING TO YOUR MOTHER ON MY CELLPHONE!

ALSO, THE CELLPHONE NO LONGER WORKS!! I THINK THE SHEER AMPLITUDE OF THE WAVEFORM FROM HER VOICE EXPLODED SEVERAL SPRINT SATELLITES!!

WHAT!??!?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Jul 18, 2005 2:51 pm

Vitriola wrote:They're definitely of adoptable age now, why the wait? The younger you get them, the more of your personality they absorb.

Not sure how I missed this the last time around.

Before yesterday I would have bleated some trite commentary on how if they absorbed Ben's personality too well they'd be dead.

But then Ben helped me out when no-one else could or would. Well, mostly could. So instead I'll say nothing at all because Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish is the best guy there is out there -- a true friend and an honest compatriot.

Good on you, Pinner.

by **Worm** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:47 pm

I think we should take each pair of names, seperate them, and make a giagantic poll.

by **Jack Straw** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:00 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:"Stop" and "No."

Now he just needs a third one named "Don't!"

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:16 pm

pinback wrote:How about "The Honorable and Esteemed Duke of the Upper House of Etherington, His Eminence Foster J. Hoodmunkles IV" and "Bob"?

I presume you're asking me, because whatever I decide to call them is what they will officially be known as.

by **pinback** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 6:07 pm

How about "The Honorable and Esteemed Duke of the Upper House of Etherington, His Eminence Foster J. Hoodmunkles IV" and "Bob"?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 5:12 pm

"Stop" and "No."

by **Worm** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:13 pm

chris wrote:
Worm wrote:CP30 and R2D2
FAG.

I named my cat Yoda.

Rappers maybe?
Ice Cube, and Ice T
Comic Characters?
Flaming Carrot, and The Thing.

by **Vitriola** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:50 pm

JACK and JIM.

by **chris** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:16 pm

Zan and Jayna (the "Wonder Twins")

by **chris** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:14 pm

Worm wrote:CP30 and R2D2

FAG.

by **Worm** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:07 pm

CP30 and R2D2

by **pinback** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:00 pm

Mezmerize & Hypnotize

by **pinback** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 3:00 pm

Chang & Ing.

by **pinback** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:59 pm

And in honor of TRASH:

Human & Mutant

by **pinback** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 2:57 pm

Okay, we've got one week before I get 'em full-time. Let's play:

NAME MY CATS
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keep in mind, one is boy, one isn't.

Here are some current options:

Grey & Gray
1 & 2
Mickey & Mallory
Cat & Cat
Officer Jim Kurring & Claudia Wilson-Gator
Ice Cream Jonsey & Vitriola

by **chris** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 12:34 pm

Knuckles the CLown wrote:Can't one of you pussies get a dog? You are like a bunch of old maids.

Not everybody goes for pets that eat their own feces.

by **Knuckles the CLown** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:39 am

Can't one of you pussies get a dog? You are like a bunch of old maids.

by **chris** » Fri Jul 01, 2005 4:45 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Does it work in reverse? Like say, they puke all the time?

Oh no, you can't make them puke in the litter box. I do have my cat trained to not puke on the hardwood floors (a swift asskicking after she did it the first time convinced her of that). She doesn't puke often though, despite being a longhaired cat with an owner who doesn't brush her nearly often enough.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Jun 30, 2005 8:12 pm

chris wrote:What's to potty train? You show them where the box is, put them in it, and let nature do the rest. Both of the cats I "potty trained" took all of 2 minutes to figure out what the box was for.

Does it work in reverse? Like say, they puke all the time?

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