by Worm » Thu Jul 07, 2005 11:36 pm
I had a 56k modem. I heard about Kingpin. The demo was 125 megabytes exactly I believe. I slept under my computer desk waiting for it. It was beautiful. I've had violence before, even on specific body parts in SiN. I've had the best FPS in the world before, Halflife. This was the first time I had dirty words. Dirty words were amazing to me. My grandmother used 'oh sugary' the way you'd use 'motherfucking cuntlicker'. I would curse now and then, I was scolded or not. It depended. Fuck, shit, and damn were all I ever had. Douche was just off limits, and motherfucker was like a difficult Mortal Kombat finishing move. I'd seen it but never used it. This game, just totally blew my mind.
I bought Kingpin with the help of my mother. The retarded EB clerk tried to talk her out of it(and Soldier of Fortune later). I installed it on my computer and played it with all the curse words through my speaker. My mom just had no clue as to why I couldn't do the clean install. It was beyond her. I knew it wouldn't be the same, also, it made me feel like a fag.
I was fourteen at the time. My friend Matt Space borrowed it. His parents were very against cursing. I met him when I was cursing and he reasoned that it meant my mother rose me badly. I called him a fucker, we made up eventually. So I lent him my disc. I'm not sure if he lied and said that his father said it was okay or if I didn't care at all. His father was FURIOUS. The sprites and sprites of blood in Blood was nothing like the word "Motherfucker". My mom mad me return it or do the clean install, I cried, and returned it. Later when I was sixteen I downloaded it as warez and played it all the way to the end. Later my mom bought me Fallout 2 when I heard about it in my friends issues of PCXL, both of which were a million times worse than Kingpin.
Kingpin is a great game and it's going to be our next online game. Jonesy is researching ground breaking Warez methods for us all to have Kingpin.
I had a 56k modem. I heard about Kingpin. The demo was 125 megabytes exactly I believe. I slept under my computer desk waiting for it. It was beautiful. I've had violence before, even on specific body parts in SiN. I've had the best FPS in the world before, Halflife. This was the first time I had dirty words. Dirty words were amazing to me. My grandmother used 'oh sugary' the way you'd use 'motherfucking cuntlicker'. I would curse now and then, I was scolded or not. It depended. Fuck, shit, and damn were all I ever had. Douche was just off limits, and motherfucker was like a difficult Mortal Kombat finishing move. I'd seen it but never used it. This game, just totally blew my mind.
I bought Kingpin with the help of my mother. The retarded EB clerk tried to talk her out of it(and Soldier of Fortune later). I installed it on my computer and played it with all the curse words through my speaker. My mom just had no clue as to why I couldn't do the clean install. It was beyond her. I knew it wouldn't be the same, also, it made me feel like a fag.
I was fourteen at the time. My friend Matt Space borrowed it. His parents were very against cursing. I met him when I was cursing and he reasoned that it meant my mother rose me badly. I called him a fucker, we made up eventually. So I lent him my disc. I'm not sure if he lied and said that his father said it was okay or if I didn't care at all. His father was FURIOUS. The sprites and sprites of blood in Blood was nothing like the word "Motherfucker". My mom mad me return it or do the clean install, I cried, and returned it. Later when I was sixteen I downloaded it as warez and played it all the way to the end. Later my mom bought me Fallout 2 when I heard about it in my friends issues of PCXL, both of which were a million times worse than Kingpin.
Kingpin is a great game and it's going to be our next online game. Jonesy is researching ground breaking Warez methods for us all to have Kingpin.