by Content Advisory » Sun Oct 30, 2005 6:42 pm
Really Sir,
It behooves me to communicate to you that the picture you have so blatantly posted is really quite out of order. The aforementioned 'banana', and I use the term with the utmost of elasticity, is indeed in the latter stages of decomposition. I would, rightly, request that you make reparations in a timely manner and in the future only produce photographs of ripe fruit in good condition. This pertains to all photographs of food, not just of the banana family. I should warn you,sir, that
civil action can be only avoided by the prompt reparations to the banana family and a letter of apology to one Maria Chiquita
to whom this banana belongs.
Thank you for your prompt action in this matter,
Content Advisor par excellence
CC: MQ & NBBA, ESQ.
Really Sir,
It behooves me to communicate to you that the picture you have so blatantly posted is really quite out of order. The aforementioned 'banana', and I use the term with the utmost of elasticity, is indeed in the latter stages of decomposition. I would, rightly, request that you make reparations in a timely manner and in the future only produce photographs of ripe fruit in good condition. This pertains to all photographs of food, not just of the banana family. I should warn you,sir, that
civil action can be only avoided by the prompt reparations to the banana family and a letter of apology to one Maria Chiquita
to whom this banana belongs.
Thank you for your prompt action in this matter,
Content Advisor par excellence
CC: MQ & NBBA, ESQ.