Oh. Yeah, we got those.

(five words!)

Every college station I've ever geard featured annoying insecure college girls who gave out the station line after every song and begged for callers. More than a few of them actually got a call from me telling them to shut the goddamn hell up and play the fucking music.

I don't understand that. By listening to a college station, slutty college girls will beg me to call them?

Aren't there any college stations in your area? How often do slutty college girls beg you to call them otherwise?

What an unlistenable show.

Here's my impression:

<NOISY MUSIC>Mancow's morning madhouse!!! We're here with Bob!<NOISY MUSIC>

<DROP IN, DROP IN, DROP IN>Bob, so, what's goin' on?

<MUSIC, PROMO FOR SHOW, PROMO, SOUND EFFECTS>Mancow's Morning Madhouse!!!!!!<MUSIC>

"Hey."

<COMEDY BIT><PROMO><DROP IN>MAaaaancowwww's MORNING MADHOUSE!!!!!<DROP IN><COMEDY BIT>

<NOISY MUSIC>
Bob, you're an idiot!!

<PROMO><PROMO><PROMO>MAN COW MAN COW MAN COW... MAAAancow's MORNING MADHOUSE!!!

<COMEDY BIT>

"Phone scan!" <SOUND EFFECTS> <PROMO><COMEDY BIT><MUSIC>

"Hey this is Bob."
<SOUND EFFECTS>

<COMMERCIAL>

<DROP IN and PROMO played at the same time>
<MUSIC and COMEDY BIT and PROMO all played at the same time>

Ma-ma-ma-ma-MAAAANCOW'S MORNING MADH---<NOISY MUSIC>

<PROMO><PROMO><PROMO><PROMO>