Mon, ye doan be puttin th' window cleener in wid th' food. It be giving ye th' runs, mon.



What's the sauce with Mister Rogers on it hiding in the background? And what happened to the light fixtures you used to eat off of? Oh, weekend..


THE
RASTAVARK

1. Whip up a batch of Ben's Famous Inedible Jerk Sauce.
2. Marinate some chicken in it for three days.
3. Cook it.

There ya go.