Hey the new forum looks like shit

by **AArdvark** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:40 pm

Never mind. I can be as blind as an Alaskan sometimes...

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by **AArdvark** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 4:38 pm

You can't see who is online with this new theme. Or can you? I can't.

And when do the avatars and file attachments start happening?

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by **Freestyle XL/Music Lyrics** » Mon Nov 21, 2005 8:38 am

It's the one used on the official phpBB site. OK, you caught me, this theme is absolute garbage and I'm sorry that it ever got out and besmirched my good name.

That retarded bug only makes it worse.

I'll look at the bright side, though - at least I'm not Pinback! HAHAHAHAHAHAH you SUCK.

by **pinback** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 5:29 pm

Jesus Christ.

Great. That doesn't work. Just go look at that file.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 2:03 pm

Can you show it to me? I can't see it.

by **pinback** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:59 pm

Yes. But... THIS is JC, and that's not a frowny face. That's a little hut.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:58 pm

I don't know. The one I put on JC was a frowny face.

by **pinback** » Sun Nov 20, 2005 1:48 pm

What does the favicon represent?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Nov 19, 2005 12:27 pm

Hey HEY I'm on your side here, pally. Though I confess to having inadvertently created a sort of Pavlov response to singular beeping, now.

Here is one thing that I wish that phpthemes and so forth did -- I wish they let you include a readme.txt file with a link to your site. I see now that there's a link at the bottom of the actual theme so in the long run it's not a show-stopper, but still. The other colors look nice as well, but I didn't end up seeing those on the mod site I grabbed this from. Oh, well.

Hey, offhand -- do you know how to get rid of the emoticon list which is to the left of the text entry box? I've always hated that, but know nothing about customizing phpbb. Here we have a nice red and black BBS theme and then 16 obnoxious yellow buttons. That's always bugged me.

by **Freestyle XL/Music Lyrics** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 1:52 pm

Glad to hear that you like my theme.

I hear that Ice Cream Jonsey fucks the elephant man while Captain Pike watches.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Nov 18, 2005 4:17 am

Actually now that the contrast is a little better it aint so bad. Default font is a little small, but I can squint.

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by **Roody_Yogurt** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 5:01 pm

I also like the new look. Everyone who says they hate it secretly loves it.

by **pinback** » Thu Nov 17, 2005 8:58 am

I wish *I* was blind now.

by **Bugs** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 11:48 pm

Sorry for being a downer, but I rather like it. The only change I would make is a slightly less bright shade of red.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:14 pm

Let's see how the reviews stack up so far!

Fixed-width web sites all suck ass. Skip the fixed-width theme.

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This is horrible. Fix it, or I am out of here. Forever.

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...shit...

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You fucking idiot.

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...you cum-stewing maggot.

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Dumbass.

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:09 pm

The logo is from Banzai Bug and is obviously a placeholder.

by **pinback** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 10:01 pm

Seriously, how does anyone come up with this scheme and that logo and sit back in their swivelling desk chair and go, "Mmm! Yeah, that's the one! Let's get this out to the fans!"

How does that happen?

by **Lysander** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 3:02 pm

Jeff, why do you hate America?

by **JQW** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:51 pm

Not fixed-font, you cum-stewing maggot. Fixed WIDTH. The display is the same width no matter how wide your browser window is. Make your browser wider or narrower and you'll see what I mean.

Dumbass.

A quick peek at the page source indicates that you're stuck with an 800-pixel-wide table. Which looks like shit for those of us running at 1280x1024 or even 1400x1050 as I am at the moment. Hell, it doesn't even look good on 1024x768, and requires left-right scrolling on an 800x600 display.

NOW do you understand?

"Yellow and aqua" he writes. You ought to be ashamed of yourself. You must be hoping that Santa's going to bring you a hot, steaming pile of MAN-ASS on Christmas morning, you bagelhumper. "Aqua", indeed.

When you get married, will you dress up as Captain Kirk and your boyfriend as Scotty, or vice versa?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Nov 16, 2005 2:51 pm

i hope you die sailing

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