IT'S A sATURDAY NIGHT and the varkster is just in from the fire pit after a couple three drinks and there's no way your name is gonn change right now.

how about saphead Shoehorn? thats a good name..

Call ya Shoes for short.

I fell that everyone thinks I'm a high functioning alcoholic. Not true. It's not even really binging. Just loosenign up on Saturday nights.

let me do my Finster impression....

Im a fat slob and a librarian. you are all suck heads.

Libertarian, i mean


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AARDVARK

I was wondering, if it's possible (probably is), can Jonsey or AArdvark change my username to Johnny. That would be... good? I don't want to sign up again with a different email, and I want the five posts I've made to be associated with the same username.
Thanks.