by Lysander » Tue Aug 15, 2006 12:40 am
Or rather would be so... if posts could be edited on this BBS. Jonsey, you great huge incompetant.
Lysander wrote:Will the apartment in this book require finding the key in the gnome's head to get inside, or will it involve climbing the outside up to the second floor using the pipe you had no reason to think of picking up,
breaking in through the window with only the smallest clue that you can't just use the door, throwing the rope you just used away to second-guess the superpsychic police officers, making sure not to bring your gun inside lest it appears threatening to the superpsychic police officers--FROM THE FUTURE!--that you don't know are showing up yet, covering the window with a piece of wallpaper you sliced up for the sheer hell of it--oo, secret compartment!--and stuck on with a wadd of chewing gum you chewed outside just, again, for the sheer hell of it, disarming (and then subsequently re-arming--of course) a bomb despite the fact that you have no idea which button to push, discovering that the globe on the ceiling is not only voice activated but also a lightbulb despite having no understanding of future technology, searching the shit on the floor just 'cause it's there, remembering one word mentioned in an offhand manner at the very start of the game, making up an excuse out of thin fucking air, and making a daring a scape from a futuristic prison cell using naught but the power of a button you found in the gutter? (Didn't find the button? Foolish you. Go back.) Also, since I know that there are tits, are they going to be "so radiently beautiful" that he can't be bothered to describe them, utilitarian so there's no need for description, h0t but psychotic so you don't have time to stare (and also, like, yer GF, so meh, been there done that bitch), or bisexual in an unsatisfying, adolescent male kind of way?
Or rather would be so... if posts could be edited on this BBS. Jonsey, you great huge incompetant.
[quote="Lysander"]Will the apartment in this book require finding the key in the gnome's head to get inside, or will it involve climbing the outside up to the second floor using the pipe you had no reason to think of picking up,
breaking in through the window with only the smallest clue that you can't just use the door, throwing the rope you just used away to second-guess the superpsychic police officers, making sure not to bring your gun inside lest it appears threatening to the superpsychic police officers--FROM THE FUTURE!--that you don't know are showing up yet, covering the window with a piece of wallpaper you sliced up for the sheer hell of it--oo, secret compartment!--and stuck on with a wadd of chewing gum you chewed outside just, again, for the sheer hell of it, disarming (and then subsequently re-arming--of course) a bomb despite the fact that you have no idea which button to push, discovering that the globe on the ceiling is not only voice activated but also a lightbulb despite having no understanding of future technology, searching the shit on the floor just 'cause it's there, remembering one word mentioned in an offhand manner at the very start of the game, making up an excuse out of thin fucking air, and making a daring a scape from a futuristic prison cell using naught but the power of a button you found in the gutter? (Didn't find the button? Foolish you. Go back.) Also, since I know that there are tits, are they going to be "so radiently beautiful" that he can't be bothered to describe them, utilitarian so there's no need for description, h0t but psychotic so you don't have time to stare (and also, like, yer GF, so meh, been there done that bitch), or bisexual in an unsatisfying, adolescent male kind of way?[/quote]