Brief correction:

Aardvark was in Sinestro's body.

That scene was actually supposed to be from The Thing PS2, I think, but who knows. It could be from Marathon for all I recall of The Thing game.

gsdgsd looks a lot like the unmasked Captain America (Steve Rogers), but all my comics depicting this are in New York. I had to go with the date I brought to the prom, though, so I made do with what I could.

There are no good pictures of Steve Rogers on the Internet.

Transcript of Test #3

Image: Aardvark (represented by an aardvark's head on a wonder twin body), Pinback, Milker (Charlie Brown) stand in a dillapated power room from Half Life 2, while gsdgsd (random superhero) sits in a chair.

"The group begins their test on Greg... They strap him down to the chair and he submits to the slicing of his hand"

Image: Petri dish filled with blood

"Greg's blood is analyzed..."

Image: Close up of The Milker (Charlie Brown) with the room behind him

"But Greg is human, after all..."

Charlie Brown: "Good Grief!!"

The Milker laments...

Transcript of Vote #2 results

Image: Pinback holding his chin (bastard has a beard) while grinning.

At first pinback was amused - "You morons," he said, I'm not a The Thing."

Image: Right eyebrow raised with befuddled "What the fuck?" look on his face.

This quickly became a kind of irritation. You all weren't seriously going to test him, were you?

Image: Pinback holding chin with sad, weaping for humanity look.

You were! And Pinback began to weep for humanity. His humanity... To Hell with the REST of you fuckers, after all.

Image: Scalpel floating above an image of Pinback's hand intricately carved (an arabic mosaic floral pattern. Quite nice).

He proceeded to cut up his hand completely to shit. Anything that can be done can be overdone. He also may have called people morons.

(Text at top of image) The test results came...

(Text at bottom of image) ...And Pinback was verified as a human being.

Image: Pinback touching his chin with his tongue. Mocking us. Mocking us all.

End of first day.