[quote="Ben"]I'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU!!

Ohhh, Ben-Like Simulacra, you are so... COOL. And HANDSOME. Although personally I think you DRINK TOO MUCH, and I think you're life is FALLING APART. But other than that, you are COOL.

Nobody is as HOT/COOL as you.[/quote]

See! This is exactly what I am talking about! Ben would like you all to THINK that he has a drinking problem. As apparently that makes him "kewl" or something. But take it from me, this man does not drink alcohol. He is not a drunk. He is nothing but a screechy little man who is so transparently trying to be someone he's not.

... Clash Memories, 7/12/02

[quote="Ben"]
Nobody is as HOT/COOL as you.[/quote]

Does not compute... overloading... What is the meaning of... love?

I'LL PAY ATTENTION TO YOU!!

Ohhh, Ben-Like Simulacra, you are so... COOL. And HANDSOME. Although personally I think you DRINK TOO MUCH, and I think you're life is FALLING APART. But other than that, you are COOL.

Nobody is as HOT/COOL as you.

I demand you people start paying attention to me.

That is what I demand.

I love you, Sports Maven.

You have to laugh. At me. At my team. At.... life? Oh, you're too good. Heh.

Unfortunately, the Sports Maven was unable to watch any football games today due to a previously scheduled appointment with an obesity counselor. What did I miss? Looking at the schedule, it looks like there were probably some pretty good games! Well, except for the Saints/Bengals game, which I'm assuming the Saints won by a wide margin (those Bengals really suck!)

But other than that, did I miss anything good?