Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

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Re: Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

by AArdvark » Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:59 am

Thank you everyone! Iwas wondering if anyone actually read the old news thread

Re: Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

by bryanb » Tue May 31, 2022 6:41 pm

Yeah, happy birthday, buddy! Thank you so much for all that you do around here, including single-handedly keeping the board's content to bickering ratio at respectably high levels. Sometimes I get nightmares where you and Flack have abandoned the BBS and 100% of all new posts are either pinback telling people they are wrong about something or people being wrong about something. I feel like as long as our guy continues to doodle, repair stuff, and read old news articles we've still got a chance to avoid that hellish fate. While there's Vark, there's hope!

Re: Can I get some respect around here: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN

by AArdvark » Tue May 31, 2022 3:02 am

We were all funnier twenty years ago (sigh)

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by 1 » Fri Jan 24, 2003 5:35 pm

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by loafergirl » Fri Jan 24, 2003 4:59 pm

I change my vote to Lex after that raping sea cows comment, that was pretty fucking funny.

-LG

by Worm » Mon Jan 06, 2003 10:43 pm

Lex wrote:Listen, I don't wanna sound like worm here, god forbid, but I really can't get turned on by that picture. Look at her face. I mean, god, Look...At...Her...Face!

but that's just me, and maybe you like raping sea-cows. I dunno.
She looks like a dazed crack whore you sound JUST like me! I agree she doesn't look good at all in that picture.

by Ben » Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:21 pm

Lex wrote:but that's just me, and maybe you like raping sea-cows. I dunno.
Oh, eww. Don't even say things like that, that is totally wrong. I don't think you even can rape a "sea-cow" (which I am not totally sure what it is anyway, but it still is GROSS to even say something like that.)

You shouldn't say things like that.

by Clarification Clarence » Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:21 pm

Lex wrote: but that's just me, and maybe you like raping sea-cows. I dunno.
You have found me out, man! Please don't tell the Eskimo tribe I am currently boarding with.

by Lex » Mon Jan 06, 2003 8:14 pm

Listen, I don't wanna sound like worm here, god forbid, but I really can't get turned on by that picture. Look at her face. I mean, god, Look...At...Her...Face!

but that's just me, and maybe you like raping sea-cows. I dunno.

by Clarification Clarence » Mon Jan 06, 2003 7:49 pm

Actually, this thread was originally supposed to be about whether Lex or 1 is more worthy of respect. However, this lthread has long since been about me masturbating furiously to that picture of Emma Caufield. Who are these "fake" characters that you refer to?

by Ben » Mon Jan 06, 2003 6:29 pm

Donald Kauffman wrote:Yeah, and the twist is that the cop and the hostage and the killer are all the same guy with multiple personality disorder. Deep!
Which cop are you talking about? Or hostage/killer, for that matter? I thought this thread was about discussing some of the "fake characters" on this board?

by Donald Kauffman » Sun Jan 05, 2003 8:16 pm

E True Hollywood Story wrote:What the audience didn't know, was that it was the same guy posting all of the messages. Every single one.

JOLT COUNTRY

THE E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY
Yeah, and the twist is that the cop and the hostage and the killer are all the same guy with multiple personality disorder. Deep!

by E True Hollywood Story » Sun Jan 05, 2003 3:34 am

What the audience didn't know, was that it was the same guy posting all of the messages. Every single one.

JOLT COUNTRY

THE E TRUE HOLLYWOOD STORY

by We Are Drake Blaze » Sat Jan 04, 2003 4:02 pm

We are sorry for that tirade, Ice Cream Jonesy. Give us the continuum transfunctioner, and we will give you <s>pleasure</s> space heroism.

by Drake Blaze, Space Hero! » Sat Jan 04, 2003 3:59 pm

Lookie, here, little cadet. I gave Drake Blaze, Space Hero!. An I was all set to give you more Drake Blaze, Space Hero!. But then you had to go and have your head turned by a punch of dastardly vixens like We Are Hot Chicks.

Well, sir Jonesey, I have neither the time nor the inclination to prance on and off this BBS according to your petty whims. I am not the comic relief monkey who hangs around in order to pick locks withhis tale and scare the cocky young man by pretending to be the villian at the end of every episode. No, sir I am not. I am a hero! For all of space! Do you have any idea how big space is? At least five times as large as your "Fort Collins", I can tell you that much!

Ingrate.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Jan 04, 2003 1:55 pm

Needs more Drake Blaze, Space Hero, plz.

by Bubble-Yum Rep » Wed Jan 01, 2003 10:19 pm

That's Juicy Fruit I'm afraid. People are happy when they chew Bubble-Yum

by Ben » Tue Dec 24, 2002 7:08 pm

That's why her friend looks so sad.

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