At least that's useful information. Maybe some of these you can still fucking play cards at.

God damn. These poker spambots are getting crafty. Look at the regdates: they waited a few days after registering to post this.

THIS IS THE FUTURE, GENTLEMEN

I think we've been had folks.

Hi
Well there isn't any shortage of places to sell his equipment anyway,so you could waste your creativity on something more exciting.So,after you sell the stuff,use the money to pay for a holiday to Las Vegas.Find some rich,hot, guy to stand beside while you have your picture taken and send it to him explaining that you have moved on to something worth caring about (send the picture)
And while you are there,you can play a bit of lousy spammer.You did mention that you're into poker.I am too by the way,what online casino do you visit?I'd love to check it out (I'm happy with mine but welcome any new ideas).
Have a blast and never look back with guilt for selling his stuff.it is technically your stuff.

Lust is a sin.

Hands up. Who thinks people actually lust for these kind of situations?

internet wrote:Try tying him to a chair and making him read these websites, it should easily bore him to death:
http://moltobenny.com/pggg
http://moltobenny.com/
http://pwc4.com/

He already beat you to the punch for Christ's sake.

CHO: Oh, well, lessee, first I sell da restaurant and then go all ova da goddamn country trying to find myself and moan about how horriboo my rich white fucking asshole life is, take a lotta depression pill, then start a goddamn dumb website widda buncha booshit about mindful and shit. Whadda fuck you think I been doin?

I think you need to be at least as mean as the very guy you're awkwardly trolling in order to come off as the winner here.

Don't forget:

http://dharmawave.org

Try tying him to a chair and making him read these websites, it should easily bore him to death:
http://moltobenny.com/pggg
http://moltobenny.com/
http://pwc4.com/

Hi Guys!
I have a serious problem!!!!My boyfriend is cheating on me!I havent dumped him because I need an idea for serious revenge.If that isnt enough of a reason to dump somebody,he stole money from me too.€550 to be exact.I had won the money in an online poker competition.I asked him to bring the cheque to the bank for me.I never really bother to check my balance,and he knows this.Anyway.he had taken my bank card to get my bank details to give to the cashier.A week later he came home with a brand new PSP.he never has any money so I was surprised to see he had gone and bought it.
So I went to the bank a couple of days later and checked my balance because I was curious.And there it was.My account had €550 missing from it.All my winnings.
He has alot of computer equipment and expensive decks.How can I get him back?I was thinking of selling all his stuff.