Cryogenics. Am I crazy?

by **AArdvark** » Sat May 05, 2007 4:17 pm

I seen this on TV so it must be true. It's cryogenics or anything but you could make your own gravy.

THE
NECK JUICE
AARDVARK

by **draaal** » Sat May 05, 2007 4:13 pm

How about a "keep Robb's Head Alive" blood drive? Speaking from many nights of wondering and medical books, it is possible to keep a head alive by circulating and enriching blood through it constantly.

Ah... Or maybe not. I'm just suggesting that somewhere, there is a fridge full of blood within easy access. Maybe write "Necrotic Drift, Fuck the Mummy" on the door while were at it?

by **AArdvark** » Sat May 05, 2007 4:11 pm

Think how that would look at Christmas time with lights on it and everything!

THE
HO-HO-OH-N0
AARDVARK

by **Worm** » Sat May 05, 2007 4:08 pm

Yeah, it turned out looking WONDERFULLY creepy. I'm almost surprised how well the plastic wrap filter makes you look dead.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat May 05, 2007 3:47 pm

N-no, buddy! Whatever you think is best! Ha-ha! Actually, why don't you tell me how they'd best look and we'll just go from there. I think it looks great!

Ah! Ah! Ah!

by **Worm** » Sat May 05, 2007 2:16 pm

I used the plastic wrap filter, which makes your eyes looked closed. Would you want me to leave them perpetually open with fishhooks or what?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat May 05, 2007 1:27 pm

Did you replace my eyes with ... did you tear them out? ANSWER ME YOU SON OF A BITCH

by **Worm** » Sat May 05, 2007 1:24 pm

That's a mock-up. I imagine it would look creepier if I actually went through with that.

by **bruce** » Thu May 03, 2007 2:36 pm

Worm wrote:you have a defined face.

Thank God no one divided his neck by zero!

Bruce

by **Worm** » Thu May 03, 2007 1:36 pm

Look. I'm not clear on the afterlife bit, so I'm just saying this so you aren't ever surprised. If you go through with this I'm stealing your head and pickling it for display, you have a defined face.

by **pinback** » Thu May 03, 2007 10:53 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Whatever they manage to preserve. I am GUESSING the one that's in the cryolab when I "die" and my brain is harvested for some future scientist to ponder over.

I'm just saying, you'll be all senile and bitter by then. Whaddya wanna preserve that for?

Really, you should preserve it while it's at the top of it's game.

That's right. Get in that freezer now!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:16 pm

It would be nice to die at 90, wouldn't it? Wouldn't it though? I like this thread. It' soothing.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:16 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Okay, wait. The mind, too. I want the mind back, too.
Which one? The one now? Or the one when you were two?

Or the one when you die at 90?

Whatever they manage to preserve. I am GUESSING the one that's in the cryolab when I "die" and my brain is harvested for some future scientist to ponder over.

But that's just a guess. When you're dealing with future resurrection methods, it's almost always guessing.

by **pinback** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:02 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Okay, wait. The mind, too. I want the mind back, too.

Which one? The one now? Or the one when you were two?

Or the one when you die at 90?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:40 pm

draaal wrote:Write games that people want to play, then at least your prose style will outlive you.

Yeah, this is what I am hoping for. If I do become internet famous for an hour I need you guys to have my back when everyone comes here to call me a dumb bitch.

Who or what "people" are, is another question entirely.

Also, welcome back! You have been missed.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 02, 2007 8:39 pm

pinback wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:A physical copy of myself
Which one?

and my DNA
Well, you can do that now. Pluck a strand of hair and throw it in a freezer. Problem solved!

Okay, wait. The mind, too. I want the mind back, too.

by **Worm** » Wed May 02, 2007 10:54 am

Haha, I'm sure not.

by **draaal** » Wed May 02, 2007 9:20 am

Write games that people want to play, then at least your prose style will outlive you.

Who or what "people" are, is another question entirely.

by **pinback** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:32 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:A physical copy of myself

Which one?

and my DNA

Well, you can do that now. Pluck a strand of hair and throw it in a freezer. Problem solved!

by **future scientist** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 5:19 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:but my genetic material will be there for future scientists to replicate.

gee, thanks a lot!

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