by pinback » Wed May 16, 2007 8:52 pm
I came home tonight knowing I had two things in the fridge: Leftover rice and frozen shrimp.
I didn't go into it thinking I'd make one of the best meals of my life.
And yet, here we are. I wasn't planning on posting about this, but when something is so right, it needs to be broadcast to a bunch of people spamming about escort services:
Ben's Famous Whateverthefuck Shrimp
This serves ONE. The broth could probably serve TWO, so just double the rice/shrimp portions for a romantic dinner, after which you will get LAID because of THIS DISH.
1 cup cooked rice
1/4 lb raw/and/or/frozen shrimp
1 stick (8 oz) butter
1 cup water
1 T lime juice
1 t fish sauce
1 t Sriracha sauce (substitute fresh garlic and some kinda chile, but we're working for speed here, so we can get LAID afterwards)
1 t sugar
1 t salt
1/2 t black pepper
1. Combine everything but rice and shrimp into small saucepan and simmer until butter is melted.
2. Throw shrimp up in there.
3. Wait for shrimp to cook (not very long... 2-3 minutes if thawed, 4-5 minutes if frozen).
4. Serve rice in bowl, throw shrimp on top, pour a half cup or so of broth over the whole thing.
I would be getting LAID because of this now, except my lady don't get home till like 10:30. After that, I'll explain this dish to her, and though she can't taste it because I already ate it all, I will get LAID.
(Except probably not because it'll be pretty late by then, so we'll probably just go to sleep.)
(But if it weren't for that? LAID!)
I came home tonight knowing I had two things in the fridge: Leftover rice and frozen shrimp.
I didn't go into it thinking I'd make one of the best meals of my life.
And yet, here we are. I wasn't planning on posting about this, but when something is so right, it needs to be broadcast to a bunch of people spamming about escort services:
Ben's Famous Whateverthefuck Shrimp
This serves ONE. The broth could probably serve TWO, so just double the rice/shrimp portions for a romantic dinner, after which you will get LAID because of THIS DISH.
1 cup cooked rice
1/4 lb raw/and/or/frozen shrimp
1 stick (8 oz) butter
1 cup water
1 T lime juice
1 t fish sauce
1 t Sriracha sauce (substitute fresh garlic and some kinda chile, but we're working for speed here, so we can get LAID afterwards)
1 t sugar
1 t salt
1/2 t black pepper
1. Combine everything but rice and shrimp into small saucepan and simmer until butter is melted.
2. Throw shrimp up in there.
3. Wait for shrimp to cook (not very long... 2-3 minutes if thawed, 4-5 minutes if frozen).
4. Serve rice in bowl, throw shrimp on top, pour a half cup or so of broth over the whole thing.
I would be getting LAID because of this now, except my lady don't get home till like 10:30. After that, I'll explain this dish to her, and though she can't taste it because I already ate it all, I will get LAID.
(Except probably not because it'll be pretty late by then, so we'll probably just go to sleep.)
(But if it weren't for that? LAID!)