Top 5 Reasons It's Awesome To Get Your Face Eaten By A Dog

by **Vitriola** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:04 pm

pinbacker wrote:3. Gives you something else to focus on besides the fact that you're not drinking anymore even though you really, really could go for a liter of vodka right about now.

Good job, guys! Like I'm sooo doing sooo much better! It took me 6 minutes for me to this this post! All 4 lines worth! I even had to look this up for inspiraton. wtf. You have no idea how many typos I had to correct to post this.

by **Worm** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:42 pm

Why don't you just give blood? I mean, donate, not bleed in another dog's mouth.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:13 pm

pinbacker wrote:
Worm wrote:Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?
The dog was at the local dog rescue, where I was doing volunteer work.

Specifically, the dog was in the administrative office, by the door.

Do you now agree that volunteering JUST DOESN'T WORK?

by **pinbacker** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:06 pm

Worm wrote:Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?

The dog was at the local dog rescue, where I was doing volunteer work.

Specifically, the dog was in the administrative office, by the door.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:58 pm

pinbacker wrote:The entire operation is being shut down and the dogs are all being let free to roam the countryside.

Are people being issued the proper number of coins to flee to the ferries and escape this teeming grotto of man-eating Cerberuses?

by **Worm** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:50 pm

Where was this dog? Did you visit the SPCA (more cats)?

by **Vitriola** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:41 pm

That'll take care of the jaguar problem, at least.

by **pinbacker** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:06 pm

The entire operation is being shut down and the dogs are all being let free to roam the countryside.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 12:15 pm

pinbacker wrote:Yes. He was roundly scolded by the staff, as was the staff itself for not warning us about the dog's temperamental nature.

So is the staff at least going to be put down? I want blood. I am looking for blood. (Not yours - you apparently spurted it out like a backed-up fire hydrant during a galaxy-wide blueshift.)

by **pinbacker** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:52 am

Yes. He was roundly scolded by the staff, as was the staff itself for not warning us about the dog's temperamental nature.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:30 am

pinbacker wrote:
Worm wrote:Will this dog at least be muzzled?
Absolutely not.

Did someone at least say, "Bad boy!" to the monster?

by **pinbacker** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:21 am

Worm wrote:Will this dog at least be muzzled?

Absolutely not.

by **Worm** » Tue Aug 07, 2007 3:42 am

Will this dog at least be muzzled? Do you have an option of trial by combat?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:34 pm

pinbacker wrote:
Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?
A little late for THAT, isn't it?

Audience: laughs

by **pinbacker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:11 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?

A little late for THAT, isn't it?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:14 pm

pinbacker wrote:It will be allowed to live out its natural life.

They're not going to kill it? How are you going to save face?

by **pinbacker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:10 pm

It will be allowed to live out its natural life.

by **Worm** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:38 pm

When will this dog be terminated?

by **pinbacker** » Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:04 pm

5. Get to hear "what the hell happened to your face?" at least twenty-three times before lunch.

4. You can act all pitiful and lazy around your girlfriend and still get away with it.

3. Gives you something else to focus on besides the fact that you're not drinking anymore even though you really, really could go for a liter of vodka right about now.

2. More knives and needles around your face and eyes means: MORE FUN!

1. Mike Vick jokes!

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