Knuckles the CLown wrote:The basement is disgusting you asshole. For some strange reason you can't be bothered to come back here ever again. Guess how fun it is plowing through all your old stuff looking for Atari disks? A contents list
It's... a lot of fun?? Let's see!
1.Boxes and Boxes of college text books of classes you failed.
Ooh, I'll need those. There's little doubt in my mind that I'll be able to get top $$$ for them, as college textbooks rarely depreciate.
2. Every cheesy dork fad toy alive including go-bots
I had only two Go-bots. "Leader 1" and "Scooter." The Go-bot team eventually realized that "Leader 1" was way too small to be the leader of anyone, so they issued a new Go-bot that was seven times larger. I did not get that one. I have the tiny, shitty one.
3. Random disks that are NOT atari
Yeah, I want those, too. Eventually.
4. Key chains, gadgets, pencils, game boxes, failed systems (Jaguar anyone!!!!??!?!?) comic books you self produced and god knows what else.
Ah, the Jaguar! I was actually psyched to hear that it's still around. If I thought there was a chance in hell, if even given a million years, that you'd be able to deduce what cables and controllers went to it, I'd ask you to send that to me. As it stands we have a better chance of you randomly finding a petri dish with the AIDS cure down there.
The best part is they are covered in a nice layer of 10 year old flooding musk and spider eggs. And there is only one functioning fucking light in that hell hole.
Hahahah!
It's like plowing through John Does (from "Seven") notebooks in that cock tucker from Silence of the Lambs' death pit.
Well, you'll be happy to know that I don't need you down there looking for anything. I bought a cable from the Internet that will allow me to take disk "images" of Atari games and put them on a Flash cart. So consider this mission finished, my brother. Consider that mission... finished.
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... I would like to know where the fuck my Topps Traded Set "Barry Bonds Rookie" card is, though.
[quote="Knuckles the CLown"]The basement is disgusting you asshole. For some strange reason you can't be bothered to come back here ever again. Guess how fun it is plowing through all your old stuff looking for Atari disks? A contents list [/quote]
It's... a lot of fun?? Let's see!
[quote]1.Boxes and Boxes of college text books of classes you failed.[/quote]
Ooh, I'll need those. There's little doubt in my mind that I'll be able to get top $$$ for them, as college textbooks rarely depreciate.
[quote]2. Every cheesy dork fad toy alive including go-bots[/quote]
I had only two Go-bots. "Leader 1" and "Scooter." The Go-bot team eventually realized that "Leader 1" was way too small to be the leader of anyone, so they issued a new Go-bot that was seven times larger. I did not get that one. I have the tiny, shitty one.
[quote]3. Random disks that are NOT atari[/quote]
Yeah, I want those, too. Eventually.
[quote]4. Key chains, gadgets, pencils, game boxes, failed systems (Jaguar anyone!!!!??!?!?) comic books you self produced and god knows what else.[/quote]
Ah, the Jaguar! I was actually psyched to hear that it's still around. If I thought there was a chance in hell, if even given a million years, that you'd be able to deduce what cables and controllers went to it, I'd ask you to send that to me. As it stands we have a better chance of you randomly finding a petri dish with the AIDS cure down there.
[quote]The best part is they are covered in a nice layer of 10 year old flooding musk and spider eggs. And there is only one functioning fucking light in that hell hole.[/quote]
Hahahah!
[quote]It's like plowing through John Does (from "Seven") notebooks in that cock tucker from Silence of the Lambs' death pit.[/quote]
Well, you'll be happy to know that I don't need you down there looking for anything. I bought a cable from the Internet that will allow me to take disk "images" of Atari games and put them on a Flash cart. So consider this mission finished, my brother. Consider that mission... finished.
...
... I would like to know where the fuck my Topps Traded Set "Barry Bonds Rookie" card is, though.