by Ben » Mon Oct 21, 2002 1:39 am
Preamble: For a great while, I considered the original Rollercoaster Tycoon the greatest computer game ever made. And even now, if you pressed me to name one greater, I'd hem and haw and probably point behind you and say "look, sniper!" and then run away while you freaked out.
Money spent for RCT2: $20, on sale at Fry's. This is the primary reason you won't find any really vulgar expletives in this "review", such as it is.
Time spent playing RCT2: Less than ten minutes.
Review: This takes balls. It takes real balls. Package the original game in a new box, slap the number "2" on the end of the title, and try to sell it as a new product.
Make no mistake, this game is identical to the original, in every possible way. Same graphics, same toolbars, same features, same everything. It's the same game. In a new box. So everyone who enjoyed paying for the game the first time can go ahead and pay for it again, as some sick show of loyalty.
It would be passable as an expansion pack, since it does feature a couple additional ride types. And at $20, it might event be acceptable as an expansion pack. But if you pay $1 more than that, and you already owned the original, well, lemme just say, there's one of you born every minute.
If you did NOT own the original, now is as good a time as any to hop on board. The graphics -- pretty damn cool in '98 when it came out the first time -- now look quite dated, but they're still functional and inoffensive. And, let's face it, it's still arguably the greatest computer game of all time, and definitely the greatest "management sim", particularly if you have any fondness for amusement parks.
But I already bought this game four years ago.
And don't think I'm saying, "The gameplay is still the same, the edges have just been smoothed out and the game's gotten a basic facelift." No, the game is the SAME PROGRAM as before. It's 99% indistinguishable from the original.
99%.
I give this game either 5 stars out of 5, or 0 out of 5. Ah, fuck it.
Preamble: For a great while, I considered the original Rollercoaster Tycoon the greatest computer game ever made. And even now, if you pressed me to name one greater, I'd hem and haw and probably point behind you and say "look, sniper!" and then run away while you freaked out.
Money spent for RCT2: $20, on sale at Fry's. This is the primary reason you won't find any really vulgar expletives in this "review", such as it is.
Time spent playing RCT2: Less than ten minutes.
Review: This takes balls. It takes real balls. Package the original game in a new box, slap the number "2" on the end of the title, and try to sell it as a new product.
Make no mistake, this game is identical to the original, in every possible way. Same graphics, same toolbars, same features, same everything. It's the same game. In a new box. So everyone who enjoyed paying for the game the first time can go ahead and pay for it again, as some sick show of loyalty.
It would be passable as an expansion pack, since it does feature a couple additional ride types. And at $20, it might event be acceptable as an expansion pack. But if you pay $1 more than that, and you already owned the original, well, lemme just say, there's one of [i]you[/i] born every minute.
If you did NOT own the original, now is as good a time as any to hop on board. The graphics -- pretty damn cool in '98 when it came out the first time -- now look quite dated, but they're still functional and inoffensive. And, let's face it, it's still arguably the greatest computer game of all time, and [b]definitely[/b] the greatest "management sim", particularly if you have any fondness for amusement parks.
But I already bought this game four years ago.
And don't think I'm saying, "The gameplay is still the same, the edges have just been smoothed out and the game's gotten a basic facelift." No, the game is the SAME PROGRAM as before. It's 99% indistinguishable from the original.
99%.
I give this game either 5 stars out of 5, or 0 out of 5. Ah, fuck it.