The Chess 2K7

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:44 pm

Yeah, well, until we play on a board with a lever that drops one of the squares like a trap door, I have t'scheme that shit myself.

::arms crossed
::faced frowned
::tantrum thrown

No, seriously, I appreciate your wisdom. The other big thing I like to do is spell "FUCK" with my pieces, so I guess that's also out.

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:40 pm

The moment I began to progress as a the chess player -- and this moment has not yet occurred -- is the moment I stopped trying to "lay traps".

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:38 pm

And except for my dad, nobody has ever beaten me in chess in real life. This is because I don't play good players, not because I am better in real life. I blunder a little less because I can see the board and I am spending 100% of my time on the game, but not --

Actually, no excuses, I'm fucking terrible because I get easily obsessive and try to "lay traps" that never work like it was a choppy version of Tecmo's Deception.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:36 pm

Post-mortem!

I had three phases:

1) Open with the Sicilian defense.
2) Get that fucking bishop out of my land, when Ben threw him there.
3) I wanted to have my king go south in a one-man wrecking crew. I was going to take out every fucking guy of Ben's I could before Zero Hour. You could call the third phase of the game the "Ruin the Victory Celebration."

Additionally, I tried to keep the thread interesting and funny for people not playing.

I see that in 2004, I already used the joke that goes, "I'm getting killed so I'll offer the other guy a draw." I did that to Debaser.

I have yet to win a game of Chess on Jolt Country.

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:04 pm

Yo yo yo, time to take the tarp off,
I gots mo chess than Anatoly Karpov

I bust mah rhymes with a rook and a pawn
so if you wanna go, yo bitch, it's ON...

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 3:01 pm

How many games do you have in you? If someone else plays you and it takes a couple days, will you have the energy for a rematch with me afterwards?

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:50 pm

Qc5++

This has been...

THE CHESS!

Thank you to Jonsey and the rest of you for making The Chess 2K7 the very best The Chess 2K so far.

by **hygraed** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:48 pm

Pinner's pinned you, Robb. ZING!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:40 pm

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:35 pm

Qc4+

Then you go Ka5,

Then I go:

Rd5+

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:27 pm

Kb4, then.

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:22 pm

That move is disallowed due to my bishop on f1.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:17 pm

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:03 pm

by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 2:03 pm

Listen closely, friends. Lean towards the screen if you need to. Can you hear it? Can you hear the impending victory bellow?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:52 pm

Kc5.... oh yeah!!! It's on NOW baby!

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:49 pm

Rd1+

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:47 pm

Sorry, Kxd6

by **pinbacker** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:44 pm

What?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Sep 06, 2007 1:41 pm

The Chess 2K7

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