I had a chance to work for a spyware company once. I got an interview after I left the shithole that was AMD. I did some research on the company before the interview and found out, hey hey hey, they made spyware.

Rather than go to the interview, I completely ignored it. The guy wrote and called, flailing about because hey... why wouldn't I want to work there? I told him I had a flat. I probably should have been a man about it, in retrospect. He did not write back. The end.

I like the name!

Hey! Free spyware! Sounds almost too good to be true!

hi there!
yesterday i have discovered that my computer began working wery bad! i decided to look for some antivirus program in network. i found realy good antivirus program! here is it:

www.avg.com (edited to direct to a competitor)

see you soon!