[quote="bruce"][quote="AArdvark"]The autumn drink

Yukon Jack and apple cider. Made with 100% New York State apples.
Sit in front of the fire and enjoy.[/quote]

Fuck that.

Step 1) Make apple cider.

Pretty much, this is "take some apples, and make applesauce. Take some sugar and some unsulfured molasses. Add that and some water to the apples. Add yeast. Wait a couple weeks."

Step 2) Freeze your apple cider. NOTE THIS IS ACTUALLY A FEDERAL CRIME SO DON'T REALLY DO IT KIDS IT'S JUST A JOKE HA HA.

Step 3) Remove the ice. Throw it away. Now you have Applejack WHICH IS A FEDERAL CRIME SO DON'T.

Step 4) Drink the fucking applejack already.

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My dad used to make applejack - he'd bury it in the lawn for two weeks. I am not sure why, but he did. It just occurred to me that I have property now, and *I* can make applejack!

Which is a federal crime, so I won't, but still. Applejack!

Applejack!

[quote="AArdvark"]The autumn drink

Yukon Jack and apple cider. Made with 100% New York State apples.
Sit in front of the fire and enjoy.[/quote]

Fuck that.

Step 1) Make apple cider.

Pretty much, this is "take some apples, and make applesauce. Take some sugar and some unsulfured molasses. Add that and some water to the apples. Add yeast. Wait a couple weeks."

Step 2) Freeze your apple cider. NOTE THIS IS ACTUALLY A FEDERAL CRIME SO DON'T REALLY DO IT KIDS IT'S JUST A JOKE HA HA.

Step 3) Remove the ice. Throw it away. Now you have Applejack WHICH IS A FEDERAL CRIME SO DON'T.

Step 4) Drink the fucking applejack already.

Bruce

Ima gonna give a shout out to apple cider and 99 bananas. Yummy!

The autumn drink

Yukon Jack and apple cider. Made with 100% New York State apples.
Sit in front of the fire and enjoy.




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AARDVARK

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