The triangles don't have horns, I was just careless about matching up the straight lines.

How can you fools choose anything but 3

More, I don't mean to imply that those weird symbols we got zero fucking exposition for are meaningless MSPaint doodles, either.

Whoa! Not two seconds after I posted that, I found a crisp, new $20 bill inside the DVD drive of my linux computer.

At the same time, I have it on pretty good authority that Worm just finished up eye-socket-fucking a stolen mannequin, and is debating whether or not to get himself a peanut butter sandwich so he can quickly recover in time to nail the hole in the torso's back that the stand connects to, before retiring for the evening.

I'm not saying the two events are polar opposites. Not saying anything like it. When I was working at an Electronics Boutique in the mall 10 years ago I used to rifle through mannequin parts myself, although I had a rule about cup size. But I will throw it out there in an attempt to get some people on the fence about which one of those inexplicably shitty glyphs they might root for to come over to the CHAMPIONS' side. (Me and jjsonick) (in case you had forgotten who was right here) (me and him)

(us)

JJ and I are clearly better and more reasonable human beings than the other posters in this thread.

Two is the best. The triangles have little horns.

#2 is clearly flawed. #3 has an stiff, awkward charm but is no match for his elegant sister #1.

#1 is clearly better. I am willing to fight people over this.

PICK ONE:

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