And the precursor to cyber sex was...

Yeah, I'm pro-abortion. Not pro NWN.

I'd really like to have an easy way to get into D&D, other than checking the comic shop's calendar, coming in, and having to deal with fucking smarmy nerds who don't want me playing a half orc bard.

Or maybe a third party could release an online D&D client that's better than the fucking abortion that was Neverwinter Nights.

69 years is considered "old" and yet that's a terrifyingly short amount of time to be alive. They are going to solve this death thing soon, right? Probably not right.

The DM Guide really was a joy to read, wasn't it? Man, I bet that guy had some kick-ass campaigns.

I do hope the new version of D&D has sufficient on-line components. Yeah, it's nice to all be in the same room, but fuck that, I want to play some D&D with my good buddy One of the Bruces.

Yeah, yeah, insert all the SAVE VERSUS DEATH jokes here you want.

D&D is a terrifyingly large component of who and what I am today.

( KNuckles: insert five-hundred-pound couch-bound pasty-faced loser joke here )

I'm bummed.

Bruce