by Ice Cream Jonsey » Mon Jan 27, 2003 3:39 pm
The whole lack of spontaneity is what gets me. Those stupid fucks knew they were going to lose by halftime. Why not riot THEN if it's just so unbearable that you can't handle it? Oh, but the bars were still serving chicken wings!! I fucking hate lazy revolutionists.
Rams fan had a reason to riot -- he lost in the last seconds of the game last year and got totally outcoached. Not a great reason, but I'm just saying. Raider fan is just an animal.
Oh, and how the hell did any of those Reynolds Wrap-covered rejects get past the metal detectors? If I were working that, I would have made them disrobe their battle armor at the gate just to be a prick. If Gimli had to give up his axe before meeting up in Wormtongue's Castle or whoever, then Mr. Rilla could be expected to unsheath as well.
The one good thing that would have resulted from the Terrorists picking that Super Bowl to blow up would be that they'd have done us a favor and removed a number of those splint-mail-wearing fuckheads from the country. I'd like that to be a point of negotiation if we ever get into talks with al Queda or whatever. Bush could be all like, "OK, we concede that you're going to blow up a Super Bowl, we demand that it be one featuring the Oakland Raiders." And maybe they could swing back with, "We submit that while we do not necessarily have to pick one with Raiders, we will detonate a second suitcase nuke at a Raiders bar IN Oakland at the same time," and then Bush could be like, "k3wl" and so could al-Muntaqim the Tinfoil Avenger there.
The whole lack of spontaneity is what gets me. Those stupid fucks knew they were going to lose by halftime. Why not riot THEN if it's just so unbearable that you can't handle it? Oh, but the bars were still serving chicken wings!! I fucking hate lazy revolutionists.
Rams fan had a reason to riot -- he lost in the last seconds of the game last year and got totally outcoached. Not a great reason, but I'm just saying. Raider fan is just an animal.
Oh, and how the hell did any of those Reynolds Wrap-covered rejects get past the metal detectors? If I were working that, I would have made them disrobe their battle armor at the gate just to be a prick. If Gimli had to give up his axe before meeting up in Wormtongue's Castle or whoever, then Mr. Rilla could be expected to unsheath as well.
The one good thing that would have resulted from the Terrorists picking that Super Bowl to blow up would be that they'd have done us a favor and removed a number of those splint-mail-wearing fuckheads from the country. I'd like that to be a point of negotiation if we ever get into talks with al Queda or whatever. Bush could be all like, "OK, we concede that you're going to blow up a Super Bowl, we demand that it be one featuring the Oakland Raiders." And maybe they could swing back with, "We submit that while we do not necessarily have to pick one with Raiders, we will detonate a second suitcase nuke at a Raiders bar IN Oakland at the same time," and then Bush could be like, "k3wl" and so could al-Muntaqim the Tinfoil Avenger there.