Firecrab.com is gonna be huge!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:48 pm

That is odd. Who renames a jpg like that because of hotlinking?

Are the Firecrab comics anywhere safe? I'd like to host them.

by **AArdvark** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:53 pm

Why is there a fat chic playing piano in my post? It used to be a bottle of gold-schlonger.....

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by **pinback** » Wed Jun 16, 2010 10:01 am

EDIT: Jesus. Why didn't I hold out??

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jun 15, 2010 10:37 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's huge!

www.firecrab.com !

A web comic by the one and only Benjamin "Pinback" Parrish!

Click here to buy FireCrab.com for $1,395

See? It's HUGE!

by **AArdvark** » Fri May 01, 2009 3:16 am

Damn! and all this time I thought it was the alcohol in the Goldschlager that was messing me up!

I'll have to filter it from now on...

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:24 pm

In exchange for a lack of Firecrab!, here's some smug asshole who got sick on eating too much fuckin' gold:

What a prick! I hope he and his buddy who is convulsing on platinum cramps have a shitty time detoxing. Every spastic konniption begins with K!!

by **AArdvark** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 6:39 pm

So, it was gonna be huge, just not for very long.

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 5:42 pm

The world is Pinback's oyster! He doesn't give a shit about Firecrab any more!

by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Apr 30, 2009 12:51 pm

Why not a special edition of Firecrab to commemorate Clash Day 2009? It doesn't even have to be huge!

by **ChainGangGuy** » Mon Jul 14, 2008 7:47 am

It doesn't even have to be huge!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sun Jul 13, 2008 9:56 pm

Maybe we can have one more Firecrab? For old time's sake?

by **AArdvark** » Wed Jun 18, 2008 4:26 pm

I tried like hell to find the 'right' Beetle Bailey strip to use and all it did was numb my brains from reading absolute crud. maybe Bloom County or Dilbert or something. Starting out with a comic that's good, and changing the dialog, will only make it better.

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by **pinback** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:06 pm

Can you do it? Please? Or someone?

by **AArdvark** » Wed Jun 04, 2008 6:04 pm

What would happen if the dialog was transferred from Firecrab to some other boring comic strip? just for laughs, take a recent strip and change it to Dennis the Menace or Fred Basset.

I'd almost pay to see Fred Basset say 'Ego Porn.'

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by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu May 29, 2008 3:17 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:It's huge!

Good call, Jonsey, you were right on the money!

HUGE!

by **AArdvark** » Tue May 13, 2008 4:50 pm

HEY! 5/12 was GOOD! Please to be saving the strips so in some future far beyond the realms of mortals (next year, perhaps) we would be able to download them in bulk and peruse them at leisure.

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by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 5:37 pm

I will tell you this:

The pictures will never, ever, EVER change. Not one pixel. Even if I become to really regret the way I designed the last panel, which has already pretty much happened.

That is the way it is, and the way it will always, always be.

POST COUNT = POST COUNT + 1

by **AArdvark** » Mon May 12, 2008 4:36 pm

Now, is this aforementioned comic strip the kind where the images do not change from day to day? Like that dinosaur one Beetle Bailey? I mean, I like crustations and cheese and all and I assume that the topics will range far and wide, but static images are what killed Xerox.

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by **pinback** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:44 pm

I don't know!

posts++;!!!!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon May 12, 2008 2:04 pm

As an employed former newspaper comic author, wouldn't a step to the WEB be a step backwards for me?

Onwards! To 50,000!

Firecrab.com is gonna be huge!

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