by Ice Cream Jonsey » Tue Jul 07, 2009 12:06 am
I house-sat for Pinback a few weeks ago and tried using his laptop when I needed to get on the Internet, and couldn't fuck around with whatever oxen-pulling-an-abacus my iPhone defaults to.
If there were a neutron bomb that destroyed all other life on earth but me and some (fertile) girl, and then there was a very specific nuclear bomb that destroyed all keyboards expect the one on his (otherwise very swank) laptop, I would shoot myself in the fucking face, hand the girl the weapon and laptop so she could blog about it, watch her murder herself after two seconds on that keyboard as well and then allow myself and the human race to die out and be happy we did so.
I think the best way I would describe the layout is as follows:
- Think of every single non-letter button on your CURRENT keyboard.
- Imagine that they all got changed to DELETE.
- Except for DELETE, which got changed to HOME.
So yeah, I don't know why these fucking idiots messed around with that Vark, but I've noticed it, too.
I house-sat for Pinback a few weeks ago and tried using his laptop when I needed to get on the Internet, and couldn't fuck around with whatever oxen-pulling-an-abacus my iPhone defaults to.
If there were a neutron bomb that destroyed all other life on earth but me and some (fertile) girl, and then there was a very specific nuclear bomb that destroyed all keyboards expect the one on his (otherwise very swank) laptop, I would shoot myself in the fucking face, hand the girl the weapon and laptop so she could blog about it, watch her murder herself after two seconds on that keyboard as well and then allow myself and the human race to die out and be happy we did so.
I think the best way I would describe the layout is as follows:
- Think of every single non-letter button on your CURRENT keyboard.
- Imagine that they all got changed to DELETE.
- Except for DELETE, which got changed to HOME.
So yeah, I don't know why these fucking idiots messed around with that Vark, but I've noticed it, too.