Banzai Bug had a BRAINWAVE!

Wouldn't it be awesome to have both definitions of the word happen at the same time? Like if you were getting a BJ and right at the end when you shoot for her nose you were like, "AH MAN I GOT A GREAT IDEA!" I guess that would be "having a brainwave while giving a brainwave."

Went to lookup the term "brainwave" tonight. Wanted to see if British people used it like Americans might use the term "master plan" or "big idea" or "brainstorm."

Here's the definition:

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1. brainwave

British slang for a sudden, clever idea. Similar to the American "brainstorm." Often used sarcastically.
[i]Suzie invited the neighbors in to see her most recent brainwave, a water fountain in the middle of her living room.[/i]
get this def on a mug

2. Brainwave

When you are receiving oral pleasure (fellatio) and when you are about to blow your wad, you cum in her nose which feels like when you dive in a pool incorrectly and all that water gets into your sinuses and hurts, thus the name brainwave.

[i]Dude, I was getting blown by Jessica and i just felt like giving her a brainwave, she passed out, then I gave her another one.[/i]
[b]get this def on a mug[/b][/quote]

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Well then! I think my favorite parts is that the author of the second one figured out how to make his protagonist a repeat offender, with the "get this definition on a mug" but a very strong second, but second nonetheless.