I am here to answer your questions about Trafalgar

by **AArdvark** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 10:42 pm

900 milligrams of addictive brain steroids?

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by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:49 pm

Thanks, man. I think we did a pretty sick burn on Pinner there. I've been taking 900 milligrams a day for two weeks now, and he picks the ONE day I skipped to jab me. haw haw haw! Fuck him, you know? Fuck him right between the jaws.

by **ChainGangGuy** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 7:25 pm

I'm vouching in it!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 6:46 pm

As I already told Gerrit today, who can confirm, I didn't take any mental pep pills today, Bennie. You got my patented HMS Sherwin Blast in your face via my poor, old, completely unmodified brain today.

by **pinback** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:43 pm

You came up with that with your newfangled, space-aged brain, didn't you?

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 3:40 pm

What was his other ship called, the HMS Smug?

by **pinback** » Sat Sep 19, 2009 9:50 am

This is kinda cool. The Victory was Nelson's ship at Trafalgar:

http://www.chronicle.gi/headlines_details.php?id=17237

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 18, 2009 8:52 am

My two favorites were Frenchies:

"Dumanoir", the guy in command of the first four ships in the French line which got cut off by Nelson's "slam the fuck into the middle of their line" tactic. After finally getting his ships turned around, he came back to join the battle, but after seeing his own guys getting pummelled, he said, fuck those guys, and was reported to actually start firing on his own guys! What a dick!

The other one I liked, I don't remember her name, but apparently after the battle, there was one super-hot 18-year old French chick floating in the water after her own ship blew up. So the English picked her up, and instead of raping the fuck out of her, they gave her clothes and food and let her clean herself up and then gave her back to the French. Aww, what a nice story!

by **ChainGangGuy** » Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:33 pm

Aside from Admiral Lord Horatio Nelson, who were some of the other more colorful figures from this famous battle?

by **AArdvark** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:30 pm

That was, I have to say, the funniest piece I have seen in a long time! And they put in a Wilhelm scream! I wonder why I don't watch more of that show..

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by **pinback** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 4:19 pm

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by **AArdvark** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 3:52 pm

That must have been a slow boat to sail. I want some cannons sticking out the sides of my car.

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by **pinback** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:58 pm

AArdvark wrote:How many guns did the average ship of the line carry? This is important in my Pirates! development.

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The most common ship in the Battle of Trafalgar carried 74 guns, though the Victory and the Royal Sovereign, which led their respective lines into battle, carried 100, and the biggest ship in the battle, the Spanish "Santisima Trinidad" carried 130!

Holy fuck!

by **AArdvark** » Mon Sep 14, 2009 1:13 pm

How many guns did the average ship of the line carry? This is important in my Pirates! development.

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NO SPARES
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by **pinback** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:28 pm

You've all failed me on this.

by **pinback** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:47 pm

AArdvark wrote:Did Nelson actually say 'Kiss me, Hardy.' before he kicked off?

This is my understanding.

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DAAaaaa ha ha hahaha

by **AArdvark** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 1:05 pm

Did Nelson actually say 'Kiss me, Hardy.' before he kicked off?

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by **pinback** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:27 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I have a new question. What does "Wither Traflaganar" (sp) mean?

In fact, the number 1 listing if you do a Google search of "wither trafalgar" is the above post, which I have quoted in this post.

This post is already the #3 listing.

by **pinback** » Tue Sep 08, 2009 6:26 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I have a new question. What does "Wither Traflaganar" (sp) mean?

I don't know. I think you made it up.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Mon Sep 07, 2009 10:44 pm

I have a new question. What does "Wither Traflaganar" (sp) mean?

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