People can stop telling jokes now.

by **bruce** » Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:59 pm

Bugs wrote:When will you present your thesis on road-crossing chickens?

You're getting to the other side in it!

by **Bugs** » Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:51 am

GangBangGuy wrote:
Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything
You FAIL at humor. And whoever posted before you. The actual setup and punchline is not the point, and of COURSE you've heard it before.

Not quite as drawn out or anything. Good Christing Christ Almighty.

"But Beethoven, I've already heard ALL of those notes before! Not quite in that order or anything..."

Oooh, so It's the aristocrats, only without the funny, dirty parts? Thanx ever so much for the breakdown, Dr. Comedy. Excelsior to you! When will you present your thesis on road-crossing chickens?

by **Muldoon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:31 pm

Thatâ€™s right. But they never attack the same thread twice. They were testing the bases for weaknesses. Systematically. They remembered.

by **Ellie** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:30 pm

The bases are electrified, right?

by **Muldoon** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:30 pm

They show extreme intelligence, even problem solving. Especially the big one. We bred eight realitychecks originally, but when he came in, he took over the gang and killed all but two of the others. That one --when he looks at you, you can see heâ€™s thinking (or) working things out. Heâ€™s the reason we have to post like this. He had them all attacking the threads when the posters came.

by **Grant** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:28 pm

Do they show intelligence? With the brain cavity like theirs we assumed--

by **RealityCheck** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:54 pm

Look, tonight is the first time clicking on that link ever brought forth light and sound into my environment. Dod you change the link? That was pretty amusing.

by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:49 pm

Now, there's no reason to be all nasty. Some people like fried albacore in a white wine sauce and some people vomit all over their socks just thinking about it. Jokes are like that.

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GET ME SOME SOCKS
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by **realitycheck2009** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 5:38 pm

Look asshole, it was just Norm Mick Donald pretending to be Christopher Walkin telling an old joke. No big deal.

by **pinback** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:27 pm

Look, cockmaster, the morning after that thing aired, everyone I know who knows what real humor is was abuzz, I tell you. Positively abuzz, because they knew they had seen something very special, sometime which they knew might not ever be topped in the history of their lives!!!!!

ABUZZ!!!!!

by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:20 pm

I want humor that's funny. Not that noir humor without laughter.

I don't know if it's art but I know what I like.

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BRIG TEH FUNNY
AARDVARK

by **AArdvark** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:18 pm

BUT IT WASN'T FUNNY!

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NOT TO LAUGH
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by **GangBangGuy** » Fri Sep 25, 2009 8:24 am

Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything

You FAIL at humor. And whoever posted before you. The actual setup and punchline is not the point, and of COURSE you've heard it before.

Not quite as drawn out or anything. Good Christing Christ Almighty.

"But Beethoven, I've already heard ALL of those notes before! Not quite in that order or anything..."

by **AArdvark** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 5:24 pm

Besides, I've heard that joke before. No quite as drawn out or anything, but I think it was in Boy's Life. Maybe Reader's Digest?

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PAGEFUL OF HUMOR
AARDVARK

by **Bugs** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:55 pm

i didn't think it was that funny. he introduces the moth at the beginning, then doesn't mention anything inherently mothesque for the next 4 minutes, which is exactly enough time for you to run through every single inane moth punchline there is....and, there it is.

by **GangBangGuy** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 1:16 pm

For the record, every computer you have tried to load it on has sucked.

by **RealityCheck** » Thu Sep 24, 2009 9:13 am

For the record, this video has never, ever loaded for me on any computer.

by **pinback** » Wed Sep 09, 2009 4:30 pm

You've all failed me on this.

by **pinback** » Tue Sep 01, 2009 8:25 pm

The funniest one has officially been told.

http://www.tonightshowwithconanobrien.c ... 9/1152864/

Sorry Kevin Everett, this is now Pinback's Funniest Thing What Ever Was.

People can stop telling jokes now.

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