[quote]Well, it would be a lot faster if either (1) You tell me what name you want me to list as one of the sponsors (2) You tell me you're still going to contribute but you don't want your name on it (3) You're going to stiff me and not contribute.[/quote]

Listen to me, goddammit. You started ... well, regardless of who started them, there are now NINE fucking crepe threads. NINE. Requests are gonna FALL THROUGH THE CRACKS. That and I don't think your PGP service is working right.

I would prefer "Ice Cream Jonsey", without the quotes, and without the comma after the last quote, as my name, my friend.

What's this happy horseshit about me stiffing you? You got money up front from Flack and Pinner. The final ten dollars is therefore ON COMPLETION, you goddamn super-villain!*

*UNLESS you need it to finance the video, in which case, OK, I'll send it over today. I need to know your Paypal address, though. Which I asked (and you may very well have answered) but there's now sixteen Christing crepe threads, so I can't keep track.

[quote]If I'm going to put your name in as one of the sponsors I have to know what you want me to put in the video. I can edit the video and produce it up to that point, but to put in the sponsors requires I have names before I can release it. Flack and Ben both told me what they want, what do you want, Jonsey?[/quote]

This all sounds agreeable.

[quote="Ice Cream Jonsey"]Agreed. Jack... what.... what [i]did[/i] you mean of that?

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Well, it would be a lot faster if either (1) You tell me what name you want me to list as one of the sponsors (2) You tell me you're still going to contribute but you don't want your name on it (3) You're going to stiff me and not contribute.

If I'm going to put your name in as one of the sponsors I have to know what you want me to put in the video. I can edit the video and produce it up to that point, but to put in the sponsors requires I have names before I can release it. Flack and Ben both told me what they want, what do you want, Jonsey?

Maybe Flack could put up a crepe apology form here.





THE
AUTOMATED
AARDVARK

Also, Gerrit, you're next on my fucking list with a how-to video on how to bake a good cheefer. Bewarned.

Guys, I just got back from the teaser video thread, and there is NO teaser video.

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Oh. I dunno, he posted a teaser video, apparently, so I think it's cool.

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He's a victim. I feel BAD for paul.

I mean.. we're supposed to, right?

Agreed. Jack... what.... what [i]did[/i] you mean of that?

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[quote="js"]Aaaah, the victim mentality.[/quote]
What do you mean 'victim mentality'? As soon as I find out what video I've shot and what I have, I'll reshoot the missing segments.

Aaaah, the victim mentality. Gotta love it.

[quote="AArdvark"]Yeah, but we don't want him just slapping any old crepe footage together, like Roger Corman, just to justify his thirty bucks.[/quote]
Hey, don't pick on Roger Corman, he was great at making films on next to nothing. One of, if not the greatest filmmaker, James Cameron, referred quite fondly to the time he spent working for him in the background to the DVD for the 20th anniversary of the Terminator as the 'Roger Corman Film School'.

[quote="AArdvark"]Think quality film-making.[/quote]
I am. I want to be proud of what I've done. I was exhausted after going over to my sister's place and spending all day there. I just kept waking up, taking a leak, lying back down and falling asleep all day, I didn't wake up fully until 6:30 this evening. Maybe I'm dying. What am I saying, I [i]am[/i] dying. It might take 40 years or I might drop dead tomorrow but I will eventually die. As will all of you, of course, but you don't have a crepe-making video to finish.

I still have to examine what footage I have so I know what I need to reshoot. I ate one ham and cheese hot pocket in order to tide me over long enough to go through the existing footage and see what I lost.

Then I'll make another batch and film that. No sense redoing what's already in the can if it's good work.

And I haven't done anything with the first payment I got, and it does have a 'send refund' link. Which I'm not going to need to use. But I will have this done because I will not eat again until I eat another batch of crepes, and since I'm making them again, I'm going to film it. (Well, it's an electronic file, but you know what I mean.)

But you will get to see this. I have to check the existing video before continuing.

Yeah, but we don't want him just slapping any old crepe footage together, like Roger Corman, just to justify his thirty bucks. Think quality film-making.




THE
BERKELEY FILM SCHOOL
AARDVARK

Paul, I've got some side action going based on you NOT finding a way to fuck this up. Come on, man.

Personally, I believe in swordfish.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlVNW-s7bvM[/youtube]

And now, Jesus H Crepes.

It looks like we have a crepe scandal on our hands. But I have faith in Tdarcos that he and his camera will do the right thing.

This is all I have faith in, by the way.

I don't want to play my hand yet but ... yeah, I already paid.

Whoa, we had donations already? That... that could have been ME!

I think we're OK, though, because of this part:

[quote]Either that will be later today, or, at worst, Monday morning.[/quote]

Those of you who have not already donated seem to be taking this news rather lightly.

In other news, Commander, remember our billing agreement.

[i]Remember the agreement![/i]

Are there four crepe threads at the moment? Let's pick a lane and stay in it, fellas.

[quote="Tdarcos"]I had to throw one away because I couldn't eat the last one. I hate wasting food so I don't really want to make them just to throw them away[/quote]why throw away? You called the cops on your fridgedair didn't you, you sick son of a bitch!