[SC2] Ascent To Gold, Mother Fucker

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri Jul 29, 2011 10:25 pm

Well, if you kept up with this thread, Ben, you've earne- PLAY MY GAME.

by **Tdarcos** » Thu Jul 28, 2011 8:12 am

pinback wrote:FUCK THIS SHIT.

The book of The Exorcist gives an example of some wierd groups doing exactly this.

by **pinback** » Wed Jul 27, 2011 9:20 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be something dorky.

The important part is: CONGRATULATIONS. But this is also like when they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Arafat. Now let's see you earn this!

How have I not earned it, sir?

by **Flack** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:38 pm

Brontes is only one letter away from Bronies.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:42 pm

Oh, okay. I thought it was going to be something dorky.

The important part is: CONGRATULATIONS. But this is also like when they gave a Nobel Peace Prize to fucking Arafat. Now let's see you earn this!

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:09 pm

A randomly chosen division names, which consists of a StarCraft term, and then an international alphabet word. Or whatever that's called. I do not recognize "Brontes" as a SC word, though.

TO THE INTERW--

Brontes was an important Core World of the Terran Confederacy.[1] Settled by 2478, it appears to have been a comparatively peaceful world during this period.[2]

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:02 pm

What the fuck is a Brontes November.

by **pinback** » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:53 pm

Season 3 started today. You play one placement match, basically just to weed out all the inactive players, and it shoves you into a league based on your previous statistics.

I played my placement match.

Worst division name in history, but I'll take it.

by **pinback** » Fri May 27, 2011 7:52 pm

I'm telling you, man, I just lost it. I had it for a few days, got up to #1, and now it's... it's over. Those were good times, and I shall remember them fondl-- well, I shall remember them.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 27, 2011 5:53 pm

Was there a nerfing or something else that is defeating your tactics, instead of gamers themselves?

Are they noobs who hack?

by **pinback** » Fri May 27, 2011 5:42 pm

I lost it. I have no idea what I'm doing. My focus is gone. My confidence is gone. I feel like I'll never win another game.

The good times are over.

We had a good run.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Fri May 27, 2011 4:47 pm

Use your words. Talk to us. What is happening?

by **pinback** » Fri May 27, 2011 4:43 pm

ASCENT TO GOLD IS CANCELLED.

Fuck this shit. I can't win a goddamn game anymore. I'ma just hang out in Silver and "enjoy" myself.

FUCK THIS SHIT.

by **pinback** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:49 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:I am not going to enjoy anything until you get to gold.

Could be a while. Just saying. Could be a fair spell.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu May 26, 2011 6:13 pm

I am not going to enjoy anything until you get to gold.

by **pinback** » Thu May 26, 2011 3:59 pm

Well, don't know how long it'll last, but let's just enjoy this moment. Can we just enjoy this moment?

by **pinback** » Thu May 26, 2011 9:07 am

As of this morning, I am ranked #2 in my Silver division, with a bullet. I don't even want to bring up the "g" word, because it would take a pleasant diversion and turn it into a stressful endeavor.

But...

Alright, let's do this. ASCENT TO FUCKING GOLD IS ON.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed May 25, 2011 11:54 pm

After today's conversation, gold is the new goal, right? Because you're #7 rank in silver?

by **pinback** » Sun May 15, 2011 7:24 pm

I don't see Gold in my future. I am too old and white for that.

Silver is the old white man's Diamond.

by **Flack** » Sun May 15, 2011 5:13 pm

I don't think so. I'm sure I would have heard about it on the news.

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