Tdarcos wrote:If you don't like my jokes, say so.

I do not like your jokes.

[qutoe]If you have a problem with them, tell me why.[/quote]

They are terrible.

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To put it in simple terms, What the fuck is wrong? If you don't like my jokes, say so. If you have a problem with them, tell me why.

Just going "Sigh" (long sigh, anyway) confirms, what you are and just what you're doing: an asshole just letting off gas.

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This woman decides she wants to get a nice pet, perhaps a bird or some other animal. So she visits a pet shop and talks to the owner. He tells her that they have the perfect bird for her, it's called a Crunchbird.

"A Crunchbird?"
"Yes. It eats or chews anything you tell it to. It's great for getting rid of large objects too. Watch: Crunchbird, the chair!" The bird swoops down and turns the chair into a pile of wood shavings.

The woman thinks this is a great bird, so she buys it along with a perch for it to sit on, and takes the bird home.

Her husband shows up. She tells him the bird's name, and before she can tell him anything else, he looks at her. "That's a stupid name for a bird, it's ridiculous. Crunchbird? Crunchbird my ass!"