This is the sort of thing that causes instant heart attacks

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by pinback » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:22 pm

In case anyone didn't look any further into it, the place features proudly unhealthy hamburgers, AND -- I'm going to bold this one for emphasis -- hot waitresses dressed in slutty, skimpy nurse outfits.

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by Tdarcos » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:09 pm

Flack wrote:According to the news report I saw, anyone over 350lbs eats there for free.
They'll never open one anywhere around here, waaaaaay too many fat people in the Washington, DC area, they'd go broke.

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Barney: Betty, you can't be serious!
Betty: Barney, I just promised Fred he could eat here while Wilma is doing her TV show.
Barney: Feed Fred Flintstone for thirty-six weeks, are you crazy? We'll be ruined! Bankrupt!
Betty: Oh don't be silly, how much can one man eat?
Barney: Nobody knows, he's never been filled up!

by Tdarcos » Sat Oct 15, 2011 3:00 pm

pinback wrote:Their website is fantastic:

http://www.heartattackgrill.com
Yeah, but they got lousy PR people. Go to their 'Franchise' link where they mention they don't do franchising as it's a ripoff rather than an interest in food. So if you click on the 'we won a judgment' link, it goes to a clearly self-serving public relations article crowing about their win in court on trade-dress infringement against somebody using the same concept.

Click on the link on that press release where it says "Photos and additional info are available at: http://www.heartattackgrill.com/media2.html " and you get a 404 error page!

by pinback » Sat Oct 15, 2011 1:52 pm

Also according to their website.

by Flack » Sat Oct 15, 2011 12:37 pm

According to the news report I saw, anyone over 350lbs eats there for free.

by pinback » Sat Oct 15, 2011 11:27 am

Their website is fantastic:

http://www.heartattackgrill.com

by Flack » Sat Oct 15, 2011 10:26 am

If you're going to do it, do it right. Here's an 8,000 calorie burger:

http://www.ktnv.com/news/local/131497278.html

This is the sort of thing that causes instant heart attacks

by Tdarcos » Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:29 pm

Sonic Drive In's commercial for its new hot dogs. And yet another development in the war on health: a BLT with blue cheese dressing on a hot dog.

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