Artisan bread

by **Flack** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:10 pm

pinback wrote:I am not posting in this thread again. I am out of this thread ...forever.

BYE

/balloon

Thank God.

So 'Vark, tell me more about this diet tonic water!

by **Flack** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:06 pm

I went to Starbucks today and noticed that they also offer breakfast sandwiches on Artisan bread. So apparently Panera doesn't have the market completely cornered.

Completely coincidentally, today we discovered that they are building a Panera next to the Starbucks. We drive past it on the way to work each morning so if we start doing "the breakfast thing" there it would be more convenient.

When I was a kid I thought I was going to grow up and be that guy that had coffee with his buddies before work and stuff. I would like to be that guy but this buddy can't get his butty out of beddy early enough to make that dream happen.

by **pinback** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:44 pm

I am not posting in this thread again. I am out of this thread ...forever.

BYE

/balloon

by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:38 pm

Huh. Never got a health food vibe. Got a comfort food vibe though, Elvis would eat there if he could. Got a real carbo-loading vibe from there.

THE
SOUP AND SANDWICH
AARDVARK

by **Grocer** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 1:26 pm

I would eat this 3X a week if it wasn't 850 calories.

by **pinback** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:08 am

AArdvark wrote:Why do you hate pane---------

Oh wait, can't use the W word anymore...

Do you hate Panera because it's major-ly overpriced? Or is it because it's primarily a chick restaurant?

THE
SOFT PASTELS
AARDVARK

1. Overpriced.

2. Puts out a "health-food" vibe, and nothing on the goddamn menu is under 800 calories because of all the mayo and fat and grease and fat they be putting on everything.

3. Never had anything there that made me think "Mm, I'll definitely have this again!" (Other than the french bread.)

by **Flack** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:42 am

I'm going to Panera today and eating a frozen chicken sandwich on artesian bread with diet water.

by **AArdvark** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 4:15 am

Why do you hate pane---------

Oh wait, can't use the W word anymore...

Do you hate Panera because it's major-ly overpriced? Or is it because it's primarily a chick restaurant?

THE
SOFT PASTELS
AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:41 am

I don't want you to try it. I hate Panera.

I FORBID ANYONE ON THIS BOARD TO GO TO PANERA.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:37 am

I'll try it if you would please stop yelling at me.

by **pinback** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 11:20 pm

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:Panera's Bread is nothing special? I go there sometimes? It's no different than stuff you get in a loaf at a grocery store? What am I missing?

Panera's French bread is exceptional, and you are missing taste my boy. TASTE.

It's fucking artisan!!

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 10:36 pm

Panera's Bread is nothing special? I go there sometimes? It's no different than stuff you get in a loaf at a grocery store? What am I missing?

by **pinback** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 9:39 pm

By the way, to address the actual topic of the thread:

Though "artisan" is indeed an overused term, in Panera's case, they are using it correctly, and since the bread in that place is the only thing that isn't horrendously overpriced and god-fucking-awful, I'd grab onto that word like a lifeboat in the middle of the ocean the whole time you're in that joint.

Gonna be a long time till I forgive anyone in this thread.

by **Ice Cream Jonsey** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 8:21 pm

than wots in rain water lol

by **pinback** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 7:58 pm

OTHER THINGS AARDVARK CALLS "WATER":

BEER
COFFEE
GRAPE CRUSH
BANANAS
TAX FORMS
THE PLANET MERCURY
PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATE

by **AArdvark** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 6:46 pm

Just forget about the tonic water thing, alright? I know there's a difference betwixt the two. I picked up a bottle of each one at Wegman's last week and compared labels. reg'lar tonic water has 90 calories and teh diet has none. I knew this before I posted the photos. It simply struck me as funny that water could be called diet. It also reminded me of the puzzle from HHGG where you have to show the computer that you have tea and no tea. That's all.

THE
BLOWN ALL OUT OF
PROPORTION
AARDVARK

by **pinback** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:30 pm

BOOT PUSSY IS JUST YOUR PUSSY WITH MY BOOT IN IT.

by **Flack** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:27 pm

Tonic water is just water with tonic in it.

by **pinback** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:21 pm

Seltzer water is carbonated water, which is water with bubbles in it.

by **Flack** » Wed Dec 14, 2011 5:20 pm

Is seltzer water considered to be water?

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