by RetroRomper » Sat Jan 21, 2012 11:20 am
My predictions for the - Jolt Country 2012 Controversy of the Year!!!!!!! are as follows...
FAT ASS CHALLENGE
After one of the contestants shows a 300+ lb. loss in weight, it is later revealed through a horrifying series of events, that they had crudely hacked off their neck with a blunt fire axe, and are now alive based on a mysterious cocktail of drugs (ala Herbert West in Lovecraft's the Reanimator) and other knowledge gleamed from the ancients.
ARCADE CABINET FAUX PAS
A board member will admit to converting a Gauntlet 2 cab into a Rampart system, then in an off hand way, proclaim that joysticks are superior to trackballs.
DIETARY SUBLIMATION OF THE YEAR
One of us will discover that brown rice is actually less healthy than LARD MIXED WITH SUGAR, DEEP FRIED, THEN COATED IN CHOCOLATE and will rub it in my face that I have based my diet around such an unwholesome food.
My predictions for the - [i][b][color=red]Jolt Country 2012 Controversy of the Year!!!!!!![/color][/b][/i] are as follows...
[i]FAT ASS CHALLENGE[/i]
After one of the contestants shows a 300+ lb. loss in weight, it is later revealed through a horrifying series of events, that they had crudely hacked off their neck with a blunt fire axe, and are now alive based on a mysterious cocktail of drugs (ala Herbert West in Lovecraft's the Reanimator) and other knowledge gleamed from the ancients.
[i]ARCADE CABINET FAUX PAS[/i]
A board member will admit to converting a Gauntlet 2 cab into a Rampart system, then in an off hand way, proclaim that joysticks are superior to trackballs.
[i]DIETARY SUBLIMATION OF THE YEAR[/i]
One of us will discover that brown rice is actually less healthy than [i]LARD MIXED WITH SUGAR, DEEP FRIED, THEN COATED IN CHOCOLATE[/i] and will rub it in my face that I have based my diet around such an unwholesome food.