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by RetroRomper » Fri Mar 23, 2012 4:10 am

I recently (relatively here) ate a burger called the "Big Al" that contained an egg over easy, tomatos, onions, pickle, bacon, avocado, and an "organic, water fed beef patty" on Texas Toast. Guess I'll post pictures later but while it was delicious, it was also a wee bit expensive.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:11 pm

Ok, look, I can't do it now, but I'll post a picture of a really good cheeseburger tomorrow. OK? Can that go a little bit towards mending fences here?

Can it?

by pinback » Fri Mar 02, 2012 11:00 pm

Extend the olive branch.

Post a picture of a hamburger.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:47 pm

Really? Man. I don't want to be that guy. Am I the vanguard because I run the BBS that has the meh brigade, or because I do it lots?

I don't want to do it lots. I know maybe 7 years ago I poisoned your threads, but I don't want to do that any more.

We had the thread about drama, and after the XYZZY and Drunk Jays Apologists thing, I haven't engaged in any of that.

Maybe this can be a new tomorrow? And I can stop doing that? Would that make it better around here?

by pinback » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:42 pm

You are the VANGUARD.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:17 pm

pinback wrote:I would really just rather look at pictures of hamburgers than read the MEH BRIGADE's list of self-righteous complaints about California and chain restaurants.

U JELLY?????
Am I part of the meh brigade in this?

by The Happiness Engine » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:39 pm

http://aht.seriouseats.com/archives/201 ... rgers.html

With summer approaching, why don't we all up our hamburger game?

by Tdarcos » Fri Mar 02, 2012 12:10 pm

RetroRomper wrote:Pinback isn't directly describing the burger, but the experience that Tommy Burger has on offer, which is to sit in the middle of Santa Monica and taste the atmosphere (included free with every meal).
When I was there a bit over 20 years ago, Tommys had opened a restaurant in Long Beach, on Anaheim about one block from Ximeno in a former McDonalds. Place ran 24 hours a day, and at 3 in the morning the trash cans were still filled, that's how much they sold. So it's not just Santa Monica. (Which isn't that bad a place, I was there a few times.)
And no, California as a whole isn't that great of a place: 2/3rds of it could fall into the ocean and I wouldn't bat an eye. But San Francisco and the Bay Area in general along with Hollywood (/ Santa Monica or whatever) offers a setting, vibe, and atmosphere that is unique in that only Boston, New York City, and a few other select places in the US can claim to have.
Kurt Gentry wrote a book called The Last Days of the Late, Great State of California which was written in 1969 as a (fictional) look back from 1974 when the coast of California did fall in the ocean in 1972. It's fiction but is a thinly disguised history snapshot of California in 1969 and the amazing affects it has on the country and the politics that were in effect there and then. California's affects on the country are even more significant now than they were in '69, but it's a great book to read.
As a general thought, I've actually become burnt out on restaurants: the other night, I had the best burger of my life and it was made by a self purported "foodie" who customized it to my tastes. High quality ingredients, more thought and personalization than a restaurant could offer, and she added my sincere thanks for the meal to our friendship and larger set of interactions.
Yeah, I used that idea in a line from my latest book, The Takeover Man:
Over the next two weeks, he enjoyed the honeymoon part of having a "wife," where she feeds you each evening and you fuck her every night.
Tasting new and differing food is good and restaurants offer local charm and a way to easily interact with the locality, but cooking for myself or having someone who cares to do so well for me and others, counts for quite a lot more.
Sometimes I'd often eat something out of the fridge or ordered in because I didn't feel like fixing something just for myself. But having the opportunity to make something for others can be fun.

I once made the best burgers ever for my brother in law, which was a recipe I got from a small restaurant I ordered them from once in Los Angeles. Cheesburgers, covered in chili and topped with Polish Sausage. Delicious! He thought they were great, too.

by pinback » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:43 am

I would really just rather look at pictures of hamburgers than read the MEH BRIGADE's list of self-righteous complaints about California and chain restaurants.

U JELLY?????

by RetroRomper » Fri Mar 02, 2012 2:38 am

Pinback isn't directly describing the burger, but the experience that Tommy Burger has on offer, which is to sit in the middle of Santa Monica and taste the atmosphere (included free with every meal).

And no, California as a whole isn't that great of a place: 2/3rds of it could fall into the ocean and I wouldn't bat an eye. But San Francisco and the Bay Area in general along with Hollywood (/ Santa Monica or whatever) offers a setting, vibe, and atmosphere that is unique in that only Boston, New York City, and a few other select places in the US can claim to have.

As a general thought, I've actually become burnt out on restaurants: the other night, I had the best burger of my life and it was made by a self purported "foodie" who customized it to my tastes. High quality ingredients, more thought and personalization than a restaurant could offer, and she added my sincere thanks for the meal to our friendship and larger set of interactions.

Tasting new and differing food is good and restaurants offer local charm and a way to easily interact with the locality, but cooking for myself or having someone who cares to do so well for me and others, counts for quite a lot more.

by Cali can suck my dick » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:53 am

Ice Cream Jonsey wrote:And people from California -- nobody in this thread, mind you -- but in general, they are always trying to tell you how great some fucking chain burger is.
People from California love bragging about everything California, it's the best place in the world apparently.

by Flack » Thu Mar 01, 2012 8:26 am

Reeality zzzz wrote:
Flack wrote: No In-and-Outs in Oklahoma yet, although we now have two Five Guys locations.
Five guys was supposed to be this anti-The-Man, superhip answer to everything from bad burgers to overused pickup lines. What it is is a decent but expensive burger where they don't tell you that the DEFAULT burger is a double patty, so you throw out half your meal when you visit it for the first time if you disdain double-meating, and soggy, non-crispy, non-salty, fries which they try to make cool by throwing another 3000 calories worth in the bag 'because HEY GUYS bag fries are the best ones!!!!' but the grease soaks through the bag and then you can't set the bag down on anything because a puddle will form. 2 people go into Five Guys: 2 burgers, 2 orders of fries, ordered in the smallest sizes possible, $20. FUCK Five guys.
I would agree with this for the most part. I think the fries make better packing material than they do an actual side item. I think it's more part of the overall presentation than anything.

There's a grill near my house (Dan's Old Time Diner) that sells single, double, and triple patty burgers. The thing they don't tell you is that they use 1/2 pound patties instead of typical 1/4 ones, so a double burger is a pound of meat and a triple is a pound and a half of beef. The trick is to take people there for the first time and convince them that the patties are very thing and try to get them to order a triple. Har, har, har.

When ICJ comes to Oklahoma this year for OVGE, we're having an onion burger. They were invented here and the best ones are here. Sid's Onion Burgers was on Man vs. Food -- they have the best burgers and the best shakes. I'd take you to the Fat Elvis diner which is closer, but it kind of takes "greasy spoon" pretty literally.

by Tdarcos » Thu Mar 01, 2012 4:41 am

Flack wrote:No In-and-Outs in Oklahoma yet, although we now have two Five Guys locations.
In-N-Out has a policy of running all restaurants themselves, they do not franchise, so they can only open as many outlets as they can properly manage and keep the quality up to their standards.

Five Guys does franchise their outlets, on the other hand.

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by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:21 pm

Yeah fuck those five guys! Make them fuck!

by Reeality zzzz » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:49 pm

Flack wrote: No In-and-Outs in Oklahoma yet, although we now have two Five Guys locations.
Five guys was supposed to be this anti-The-Man, superhip answer to everything from bad burgers to overused pickup lines. What it is is a decent but expensive burger where they don't tell you that the DEFAULT burger is a double patty, so you throw out half your meal when you visit it for the first time if you disdain double-meating, and soggy, non-crispy, non-salty, fries which they try to make cool by throwing another 3000 calories worth in the bag 'because HEY GUYS bag fries are the best ones!!!!' but the grease soaks through the bag and then you can't set the bag down on anything because a puddle will form. 2 people go into Five Guys: 2 burgers, 2 orders of fries, ordered in the smallest sizes possible, $20. FUCK Five guys.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Wed Feb 29, 2012 7:32 pm

I don't like it when Californians try to tell you about good hamburgers. I don't know why it bugs me. I like the kind I grew up around but I don't try to tell the world how great it is. no1curr.

I guess this is why it bugs me: chains ruin EVERYTHING. EVERYTHING. And people from California -- nobody in this thread, mind you -- but in general, they are always trying to tell you how great some fucking chain burger is.

The burgers depicted in this thread, not being chain burgers, look fine. I feel I have to mention that so Ben doesn't think I am trashing his thread.

I'd also like to state that I am trying a raw food diet for a week and seeing those burgers made me rub my dick against the screen.

by Flack » Wed Feb 29, 2012 8:14 am

Never been to California, never heard of Tommy's, never had their burger. It looks okay. Those chili cheese fries look like a fully used diaper.

In-and-Out burger is officially in Texas now. We drove from Plano (north Dallas) to Arlington (between Dallas and Ft. Worth) over the weekend saw either 4 or 5 locations.

No In-and-Outs in Oklahoma yet, although we now have two Five Guys locations.

I'll bet I could come up with a dozen local burger joints that blow either one of them away.

by RetroRomper » Wed Feb 29, 2012 1:26 am

BEST BURGER IN THE UNIVERSE

by pinback » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:15 am

YEAH MOTHERFUCKER

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by pinback » Wed Feb 29, 2012 12:10 am

Are you crazy? How could you not love this:

WARNING: ACTUAL ORIGINAL TOMMY'S BURGER PHOTO

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