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by Garth's Equipment Shop » Mon Sep 24, 2012 4:44 pm

If that don't work leave a severed head riding a turtle that reads hall monitor in the hallway.

by Garth's Equipment Shop » Thu Sep 20, 2012 8:24 pm

lmao

by Flack » Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:21 pm

Shouldn't have any more problems over there. On the door I scrawled a message in blood that said TUCOS IS WATCHING. Also I left a second message that said HELTER SKELTER just because I had some blood left.

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Sat Aug 25, 2012 10:36 am

Agreed. Flack, you are absolutely insane though. But I am gonna try to get a bunch of chicks preggers ASAP so I can do the same thing. People don't mention "quoting Heisenberg" as one of the reasons to have kids: they should.

by AArdvark » Fri Aug 24, 2012 2:14 pm

I guess it's good that the school has such good security. What sucks is that schools need security at all.

The metal detectors installed at my old alma mater weren't really a shock, more like a deep sigh.



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by Flack » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:47 pm

Actually I asked her what they did that day and she said "magnets, bitch!"

by Ice Cream Jonsey » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:34 pm

Ahhaha!! I am hoping that on her way out, Morgan said to you, "LETS GO TO DENNYS YO"

by pinback » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:25 pm

Wow! You're fucking insane!!

Breaking Rob

by Flack » Fri Aug 24, 2012 12:19 pm

Yesterday after work I had to pick up my daughter after school. Normally they are outside playing but I was running late so they had already gone back inside. When they go in, it's like prison. There are no windows or anything. To get your kid, you have to run a buzzer and they ask who you are.

So I ring the buzzer. "Who is this?" they ask.

"I am the danger," I said politely. "I am the one who knocks on doors."

A few moments later I was met by not one but two teachers. Also, for the first time at the school, I was asked to show ID. I also got a quick review of the school's security policy.

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